badposting
when you really think about it
"Huh?" Moss 
If you do not want to see me again, I would understand.
A dilemma goes through the mind of every shitposter when they are constructing a shitpost: "should I make this high-effort or should I make it low-effort?" Today, I have decided to select the latter of the two.
Thabks mibster
as in I'm very correct My takes are all good I'm a 100% based alpha gigachad sigma who DESTROYS libs using FACTS and LOGIC Kneel before me 
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You're letting not only Madame Harris down but also yourself. 
Glorb globozyx...  Zorb'obly gonna glorbopost till my gleepglorp Aftonsparv gets zeep zorped into an emoji, mods geebplox  ::: spoiler glorp'glaxor Couldn't find the original artist  :::
 
Let me explain, modern tech is designed to be super user friendly, so friendly babies can use it. In fact babies do use it, I see babies on iPads all the time watching videos where spider-man impregnates Elsa. Meanwhile, our parents and grandparents grew up in a time where you had to crank a car to get it started, and if you wanted audio in your movies you had to learn to, or find a guy who could play the piano. Tech was WAY harder to use back in the old timey days. So grandpa, I supposed to believe you can figure out how a telegram works but you're confused about what the "send" button does on Gmail? Lets be honest you just want attention now don't you! I can also back this up by the fact a lot of older people do manage to figure out how to use technology when they want it bad enough, like when my dad managed to put 6 gigs of muscle mommy porn on a remote, wifi connected, password protected hard drive so my mom wouldn't find it. Oh but you need my help to figure out how to change your Facebook password hun?
None of you all can ever criticize me for my bad posts or takes ever again. Also I'm trying to learn to prioritize myself so none of you can try and counter my boundaries with your own boundaries. Thanks.
they would have to give Luffy so much fucking adderall to stave him off from immediately playing .io games on his chromebook in class that Makino would have to haggle on the phone for hours with insurance to get their prescribed dosage. Goku would be solely playing either Roblox tournament games or Fortnite depending on the day. Deku would be glued to a TikTok FYP showing him content farm AI-voice All Might fight recaps. Gon would be watching IShowSpeed and doing nothing but spamming Ws in chat.
Have you seen the pyramids? It's happening
Tummy hurt 
hope you’re enjoying spooky season, conrads
it happens to the best of us. 
I am a giant child why does this get me lmao  
Will nobody rid me of these turbulent twinks??
Everybody knows that the american civic religion places a lot of emphasis on our "democracy" as it exists, so we should set up something that will let people in the politics fandom get all of the excitement out of their system without actually getting in the way of important governing decisions. The actual elections will be on entirely separate dates with minimal fanfare. The show elections will have the non-stop campaigning and press events everyone's used to, but nobody elected will have any political power. On MSM talkshows and the like, they'll only be allowed to talk about things happening on the fake side of things. Mentioning _real_ politics will carry a penalty of having to sort rocks in a quarry (or similar task in regions lacking sufficient rocks) for 1 hour per time mentioned. In terms of subjects, they can argue over whether we're abolishing the value form too quickly or too slowly, or if outdoor cats should be legal. They'll constantly go on about national unity and how we're too divided while agreeing about 99% of things.
this sucks man i just wanted to play the sequel to wario ware: smooth moves not die in nuclear hellfire
I know they've been watching this election all year and will announce themselves on election night to the victor. Who's going to receive our galactic brothers better, Kamala who will be graceful and kind and welcoming or the uncouth Trump who will brag and belittle and bully the Starchildren. Vote wisely comrades.
