In All Seriousness: PSL or Greens?
  • PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS 14h ago 100%

    The Green VP candidate has been melting down about the Uygurs for like a week now. Clown party

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  • Guy won't move his bikes indoors permanently because he's broke, has no room and it's not a disability issue. Two reasonable people end up becoming bad neighbours | Who do you side with?
  • PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS 16h ago 100%

    Ideally pedestrians and cyclists put aside their grievances and team up to kill their common enemy, the motorist

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  • Guy won't move his bikes indoors permanently because he's broke, has no room and it's not a disability issue. Two reasonable people end up becoming bad neighbours | Who do you side with?
  • PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS 16h ago 100%

    Honestly I have to go with OP if I'm taking a side, as an NYC apartment dweller myself. Like yeah, you have to make compromises and get along with your neighbors etc, but this guy has just permanently annexed the hallway. It's a fire hazard and an all around dick move. Part of living with limited space is looking the other way when people fudge the rules, sure, but the other part is not taking more than your share of the common space. At the very least this guy has inconvenienced everyone else on his floor (assuming it's an elevator building) or everyone living above him (if it's a walk up)

    Maybe it's my bias as a pedestrian, but cyclists can be nearly as entitled and dangerous as a motorist to people on foot. The number of times I've almost gotten run over by cyclists blowing through red lights is uncountable. And if my neighbor was like actually it's my inalienable right to block the hallways with my bikes, I would not like that one bit

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  • What's the Hex Party Line on this??? (CW: discussion of sex)
  • PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS 1d ago 100%

    Real sex has never been tried

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  • Ethan Klein leads his fans on a witch hunt against frogan for a "who can say habibi" tier list she didn't even create.
  • PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS 1d ago 100%

    I got called habibi by a guy coming out of the deli I was going into while I was wearing my keffiyah. Made my day tbh

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  • https://xcancel.com/JohnThePapist/status/1847162568248365366

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    Dongfeng missiles - New General Megathread for the 18th-20th of October 2024
  • PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS 2d ago 100%
    1. iriki kug-kug-ga-am3 e-ne ba-am3-me-en-ze2-en kur dilmunki kug-ga-am3
    2. ki-en-gi kug-ga e-ne ba-am3-me-en-ze2-en kur dilmunki kug-ga-am3
    3. kur dilmunki kug-ga-am3 kur dilmun sikil-am3
    4. kur dilmunki sikil-am3 kur dilmunki dadag-ga-am3
    5. dili-ni-ne dilmunki-a u3-bi2-in-nu2
    6. ki den-ki dam-a-ni-da ba-an-da-nu2-a-ba
    7. ki-bi sikil-am3 ki-bi dadag-ga-am3
    8. dili-ni-ne dilmunki-a u3-bi2-in-nu2
    9. ki den-ki dnin-sikil-la ba-an-da-nu2-a-ba
    10. ki-bi sikil-am3 ki-bi dadag-ga-am3
    11. dilmunki-a ugamušen gu3-gu3 nu-mu-ni-be2
    12. darmušen-e gu3 darmušen-re nu-mu-ni-ib-be2
    13. ur-gu-la saĝ ĝiš nu-ub-ra-ra
    14. ur-bar-ra-ke4 sila4 nu-ub-kar-re
    15. ur-gir15 maš2 gam-gam nu-ub-zu
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  • Will nobody rid me of these turbulent twinks??

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    Pronouns requested in the gender survey have been added
  • PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS 2d ago 100%

    Unlimited pronouns on the first world

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  • Worst food
  • PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS 3d ago 100%

    NOOOOO

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  • Worst food
  • PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS 3d ago 100%

    This is worse than that

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  • Worst food
  • PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS 3d ago 100%

    What the fuck why would you post this

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  • Finally got to the point where I cannot talk openly to my lib friends anymore.
  • PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS 3d ago 100%

    "I accept genocide, climate apocalypse and mass death became I am a sensible grown up. Sitting on my ass doing jack shit and calling it incremental change is going great. Why no, I haven't felt the noose slowly tightening around my own neck yet, that only happens to other people"

    so-true

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  • The Final Pitch - Eli Valley
  • PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS 3d ago 100%

    Most of the good posters spent five minutes over there and went back to Twitter unfortunately

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  • I support this, this is my politics
  • PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS 4d ago 100%

    Idk about this one chief

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  • Uncritical support for the coalition to destroy the illegal settler colonial state of the KKKommonwealth of AuSStralia

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    Okay I pull up
  • PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS 4d ago 100%

    Not any more, no, but they still feature pretty prominently in folklore and stuff from when they did

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  • accidentally told my therapist about hexbear
  • PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS 4d ago 100%

    I told my therapist about hexbear ages ago and she just said it was good I had an outlet

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  • Okay I pull up
  • PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS 5d ago 100%

    The tiger is a national symbol of Korea

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  • They are trying their hardest to throw this election and they might actually do it. Incredible stuff https://xcancel.com/KamalaHarris/status/1842009297686794346

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    Ope lemme just sneak past ya right there real quick oh sorry there whoops oh geez real sorry about that fella oh boy Also real coward behavior by the guy here to to face away from the male model

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    Do better Hexbear smdh ![soviet-huff](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.hexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2Ffdb801ab-74b5-446f-8cec-e4d0fb994e65.png "emoji soviet-huff") Edit: I am currently balding folks, it's happening right now. It's still not misandry if someone makes fun of me, even if it's not very nice and hurts my feelings

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    ![crab-party](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.hexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2F91da3b7c-6c07-4c00-ae72-3c1c43294af2.gif "emoji crab-party") RIP BOZO ![crab-party](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.hexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2F91da3b7c-6c07-4c00-ae72-3c1c43294af2.gif "emoji crab-party")

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    ![wojak-nooo](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fhexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2F238a629b-6964-4687-a697-2f0c14fd0577.png "emoji wojak-nooo") You, a loser tankie: The tradition of all dead generations weighs like a nightmare on the brains of the living. ![gigachad-hd](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.hexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2Fb285f455-f6fc-408e-899e-717ca8f6a450.png "emoji gigachad-hd") Me, a reasonable centrist: I erase my brain like Harry Dubois once a month. It's smooth as a whistle and very excited to vote for Kamala!

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    John Brown killed 50 gorillion people after eating up all the grain in Kansas with his big spoon ![stalin-comical-spoon](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.hexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2F01bed903-9054-4707-bd03-aef127c5e1d6.png "emoji stalin-comical-spoon") ![JB-shining-aggro](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.hexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2F241a9ee9-e381-4277-b120-41cb8d3333cd.png "emoji JB-shining-aggro") This guy is semi-notable on Twitter. He's best known for being kicked off a somewhat successful podcast for being a creep.

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    Rule Brittania? More like STOOL Brittania ![pigpoop](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.hexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2F4c081b2f-52d9-4e9c-b0de-a92d2e4030bb.png "emoji pigpoop")

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    [It's doing automated replies if you like this post ](https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1841587643466805557) Now's your chance to have him officially thank @catgirlcumsock or whatever your funny handle is

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    Better than all these ![i-voted](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.hexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2Fc816c57a-0e5d-41f8-886d-fa04e8ec9870.png "emoji i-voted") ![vote](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.hexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2F5c4b9546-ffb5-4984-a0d1-b491a3a63629.png "emoji vote") ![xi-vote](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.hexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2F02f1d463-cad4-4ca5-9454-c9c547affa22.png "emoji xi-vote")

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    Don't even need my ![glasses-off](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.hexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2F1647e68b-f523-406b-b202-803f9082a2cf.png "emoji glasses-off")

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    [Stolen from Twitter](https://xcancel.com/halogen1048576/status/1839428448743227540)

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    [Stolen from Twitter](https://xcancel.com/halogen1048576/status/1839428448743227540)

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    https://archive.is/Q60Jk An incredible (deranged Zionist) mind came up with this one. The whole thing is amazing and you should read it to learn how prosecuting the Adams administration will lead to literal pogroms in the streets of NYC, but here are some choice bits: >That’s because being the mayor of a city as big and wealthy and fractious as New York City, which is the second home of pretty much every nationality and subnational group of people on earth, requires that you have working connections to the city’s neighborhoods. The city’s neighborhoods are run by people who get stuff done, which means that being mayor requires at least the pretense of doing favors for the people who do favors for you ... The alternative to this crude political math is to elect billionaires like Michael Bloomberg who are rich enough to bribe the city’s clashing interest groups into submission with their own personal funds. >Prosecuting New York City mayors for their proximity to one form or another of local corruption is like prosecuting bartenders for their proximity to gin. You can tell he was really proud of this bon mot >What is not politically sensitive, though, is to string up New York City’s Black mayor on charges of minor graft, while letting the big fish swim free. That’s not justice. It’s lawfare—meaning, the weaponization of the law to serve a political agenda. > >And whose political agenda would that be? Well, the same people who see Eric Adams’ refusal to welcome unlimited numbers of migrants to New York at the cost of collapsing city services as a moral and political embarrassment, rather than as basic common sense. The same people who can’t stand the sight of a Black ex-cop who knows that the police protect the people far more often than they abuse their powers. **The same people who think that preventing “Zionist Jews” from walking across campus or using the library at publicly funded universities like Columbia and NYU is a form of social justice work.** >But wait a minute, you may say—what if the accusations are true? What if Hizzoner did receive campaign funds from people close to the Turkish government in return for approving the Turkish Consulate in Manhattan, and illicitly accepted other contributions from people close to foreign governments? > >You’re right. I don’t know. But here’s what I do know: I know that Hunter Biden’s laptop >Adams also struggled to fight crime as his party increasingly deemed the very act of policing inherently racist, and **he stood for New York’s Jews as his party increasingly snuggled up to their pogromists.** The federal government, which has the power to uphold laws and deport foreign students who support terrorism, say, or withdraw funding for universities that coddle antisemitic mobs, many of which appear to have direct links to the foreign terrorist organizations they support, did nothing. Mayor Adams, on the other hand, sprung to action as soon as he could, breaking down the Tentifada encampment at Columbia and repeatedly advocating a zero-tolerance approach to the Hamasniks in our streets. >So because I don’t want to see the weapons of lawfare turned against the Jews; because I don’t want to live in a third-world swamp that prosecutes political enemies and rewards flunkies with impunity; and **because I don’t want gangs targeting my wife in Central Park or on the subway or savages chanting “from the river to the sea” outside my children’s day school or my favorite kosher restaurant**; because of all that and more, I stand with Mayor Eric L. Adams, a hero to Jews and New Yorkers. When he is reelected, thanks in part to the support of our community, and of all sane New Yorkers, I will proudly pass out squares of Turkish delight.

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