Diuretic_Materialism
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No humanity will just naturally evolve into sub-species with perfectly aligned consent ratios...
Oh wait...
Diuretic_Materialism
4h ago
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"Vegeta, what does your scouter say about their Power Dynamics Level?"
"It's over 9000!!!!!!!!!"
"What 9000?!?! There's no way we can consent to sex with them!"
Diuretic_Materialism
4h ago
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Yeah because her height is totally obvious to everyone, including people who have never seen her perform live and only have video and pictures to go off of.
Diuretic_Materialism
4h ago
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Power dynamics
Diuretic_Materialism
7h ago
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I think there should just be a state Bureau of Consent that issues everyone consent cards with a numerical code that says who you can have consensual sex with. The rating with take into consideration age, height, education, popularity, sexual experience and taste in cinema, and you're not allowed to have sex with anyone who's rating isn't within 10 points of your own. All citizens must wear this card on their chest at all times. Sex can only be had in special hotels that requires patrons to scan their cards before entering a room and will report whoever has the higher rating to the police if they're ranking is too high.
I unironically think this would be a good thing.
Diuretic_Materialism
7h ago
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You're both pedophiles
Diuretic_Materialism
9h ago
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Diuretic_Materialism
9h ago
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COME AT ME GIT!
Diuretic_Materialism
10h ago
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Why does the sun rise?
Party Line: anyone dating a woman under 6'5" gets 
Diuretic_Materialism
11h ago
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Yeah keep telling yourself that emperor simp
Diuretic_Materialism
11h ago
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I was playing with Preator with Konning and Scimitar, so a similar build but Konning chugs ammo. I did alright.
Diuretic_Materialism
12h ago
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!
Diuretic_Materialism
12h ago
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Why does this matter? 
Diuretic_Materialism
12h ago
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NO ITS STRONG AND CUNNING AND CUNNING AND STRONG!!!
WAAAARRRRGH!!!
Diuretic_Materialism
12h ago
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Clearly young one you have not studied the ruinous power! Abandon the false preachings of your corpse emperor and embrace the truth of CHAOS!!!
Diuretic_Materialism
12h ago
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Begon bird lord! I have chosen to embrace the sweet gift of entropy bestowed upon me by my grandfather!
Diuretic_Materialism
12h ago
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Well, as acolytes of Nurgle we want rancid vibes
Diuretic_Materialism
12h ago
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GORK IS BEST, ALSO MORK IS BEST!!!
IF YOU DISAGREE I WILL FIGHT YOU!!!
Diuretic_Materialism
22h ago
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HOLY FUCKING HELL THAT STATUE IS NOT EXAGGERATING
Motherfucker looks like a Batman villain
Diuretic_Materialism
22h ago
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(The rest of my family are Shining Path, so they're cool)
IDK thought that'd be a cool concept, like some guy is trying to change the past, but he can't get to the exact date he needs to, and so has to overshoot to ensure he doesn't pass it and has to deal with whatever time he shows up in.
Let me explain, modern tech is designed to be super user friendly, so friendly babies can use it. In fact babies do use it, I see babies on iPads all the time watching videos where spider-man impregnates Elsa. Meanwhile, our parents and grandparents grew up in a time where you had to crank a car to get it started, and if you wanted audio in your movies you had to learn to, or find a guy who could play the piano. Tech was WAY harder to use back in the old timey days. So grandpa, I supposed to believe you can figure out how a telegram works but you're confused about what the "send" button does on Gmail? Lets be honest you just want attention now don't you! I can also back this up by the fact a lot of older people do manage to figure out how to use technology when they want it bad enough, like when my dad managed to put 6 gigs of muscle mommy porn on a remote, wifi connected, password protected hard drive so my mom wouldn't find it. Oh but you need my help to figure out how to change your Facebook password hun?
None of you all can ever criticize me for my bad posts or takes ever again. Also I'm trying to learn to prioritize myself so none of you can try and counter my boundaries with your own boundaries. Thanks.
"What? You mean we have to fight an ACTUAL military?!?!?!?"
I'm thinking skullit, handle bar mustache, wears silk shirts open to his belly button to show off his hairy chest and gold chains. But like, he's a solid dude who watches out for his female friends.
Damn I feel very good right now. Like a very good consistent buzz. I could watch a really long boring movie right now and feel totally content.
And the doctor points to a sign that says: C Z J W N O S T A W C Z And asks "Can you read that?" And the Pole says: "Yeah, that's my cousin." 
Wanna get drunk in a place that serves synth burgers and is bisexuality lit 
  
"Aw yo you gotta respec women yo. Mao said dat women hold up da ocean, or somethin like that."
She was blaring old school gangster rap in the car. Guess granny used to run those streets 
"Let's find a source for that claim."
One of you must provide me breakfast in bed as an act of solidarity 
Another faction forms their own splinter ideology around Rutter's Nobody her is going to get this joke 
Like Peronist BMF, or... IDK Christian Democrat BMF.