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Honestly, a streaming service should buy the rights to this and put out an Orgy of the Dead variety show every year. It's a nudie cutie where women take turns dancing topless and a couple has to watch for some reason. The dialogue between the hosts and the monster characters could be perfect banter and a Greek chorus, but it just goes nowhere. It's so captivatingly bad it could easily make your annual Halloween watch list. I could see a modern version working so well that's full of drag, burlesque, and whatever other weird freaky stuff you can come up with. The 1965 version is camp, it needs to go all out gay. You can probably find it on YouTube or other means, I got reminded about Orgy of the Dead from a Mubi email, it may not be available in your country on there though.

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badposting tombruzzo • 2w ago • 100%

If you said 'Wanna listen to Pear Jam?' in the 80s, it meant you were going to jack off into someone's ear

Now, it means you're some washed up dad rock poser who thinks he's unique and has a different taste in music when really you're just listening to one of the biggest bands in the world that's been around for over 30 years and are a shadow of their former self and with all the accolades their singer gets, their drummer writes most of the music and he's pretty much in all the grunge bands of the time now so which of those two is more amazing? Why don't you go listen to the guy's ukulele album? Yeah, that doesn't sound so cool, does it?

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fakenews tombruzzo • 2w ago • 100%

Red Hot Chili Peppers vocalist Anthony Kledis hospitalised and in serious condition after attempting to rhyme 'California' with 'Hallelujah' in studio

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chapotraphouse tombruzzo • 3w ago • 97%

As a leftist, you should hate button batteries

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badposting tombruzzo • 3w ago • 100%

Bruh, why is this cactus low-key serving on this book cover?

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badposting tombruzzo • 3w ago • 100%

Can I get a woke pizza?

I'd like added pronouns, extra vegan, hold the Mayo, and yeah - no privilege

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music tombruzzo • 4w ago • 100%

Thou Shalt Always Kill (Original Video) Higher Quality - dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWrMGXwhFLk

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badposting tombruzzo • 1mo ago • 100%

Pee is bored in the stalls

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badposting tombruzzo • 2mo ago • 100%

Strip down and squat for me

Now cough. Yep, just what I thought

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badposting tombruzzo • 2mo ago • 100%

They say people who sleep in jeans are crazy

What about people who shit in jeans?

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chapotraphouse tombruzzo • 2mo ago • 100%

I saw an operating steam train on the weekend and I get why autistic people like them so much now

I'll put train videos on for the kids, but there's so much more going on with a steam train. Steam is billowing out of everywhere, they're just this massive piece of infrastructure, it's like taming the elements with an unholy union of water and fire - natural enemies in the wild, and you get to feel like a hero because you're helping people get to places.

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badposting tombruzzo • 2mo ago • 100%

This is an AI generated photo of someone that doesn't exist

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badposting tombruzzo • 2mo ago • 100%

Beanis shoots

But does he score?

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askchapo tombruzzo • 2mo ago • 100%

What do you do on the internet these days that doesn't require signing in?

I put linux on an old laptop for my kids to play with, but I want them to see me using it as well so it's not just seen as a kids' toy. My plan was to browse the internet on it from time to time, but I don't want to sign into anything like my emails on there. I've just been completely at a loss to think ofthings to do on this laptop that aren't Wikipedia, news websites, and search. Is there anything else to do on the internet these days than login and doomscroll?

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chapotraphouse tombruzzo • 2mo ago • 100%

Guys, I've figured out how Bernie can still win 2016