This ass is too good to be kept hidden under saggy jeans

Who want they line rate?

I don't care for Sonic and I'm not afraid to say it

Yeah, the traditional Jewish form of execution,

checks notes

crucifixion

This is like if you painted clown makeup on your bathroom mirror and got bummed when you went to brush your teeth

Is it just me or did the language of "world peace" dissipate after the end of the cold war?

You may think this makes it feel like you live under military occupation.

Yes!

There's a communist in every stomach. Ironically, not feeding it makes it stronger

I really read "mermaid woman" and was saddened when that didn't enter the story but unintentionally being made partner to infidelity did

Gotta give it up for em

Pinko Pony Club

Red Flag Supernova

There's certainly potential

Tearing up as I hide away my Strasser pin. my day will come

HE KNOWS 🥹🥹🥹

The fact we live in a reality where we probably weren't going to revert our greenhouse emissions, outside of some few but very notable exceptions, knew this was a problem though and spoke to our need to do something, and still came across a completely new and absolutely useless technology that will actually exponentially exacerbate the problem is such a profoundly cruel joke for this poor beleaguered planet.

What is it about conservative humor that it always has this same flavor?

What does this one even mean lmao

Punitive, protestant work ethic bullshit. I'm sure they try to make you feel like they're being so helpful and generous too.

I'm sorry

What the fuck? That sounds like it's basically house arrest, what are you supposed to do?

Christ.

"You know the crisis that just happened that's totally over now? That was bad right? We're gonna make the next one less bad! If it's during this administration. Probably. Again, do not bring up the current previous, completely over crisis that has caused inflation and seen corporate price gouging. We're concerned about the future here"