Ahh, My cabbages!
  • filtoid filtoid 24h ago 100%

    Ooooohhh....it's a scythe

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  • Just greedy
  • filtoid filtoid 2w ago 100%

    It's either Nasal or Aural, and I'm actually not sure which would least worst

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  • Not the *cough* Onion
  • filtoid filtoid 3w ago 100%

    Had they not escaped they may have become the First Ministroni

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  • Weird kink though
  • filtoid filtoid 3w ago 100%

    I actually disagree with that, if I saw a larger gentleman wearing this I'd feel proud of him for owning his thing with self-depracating humour, and think it was funny, the same as I do here.

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  • Israel declares UN chief 'persona non grata'
  • filtoid filtoid 3w ago 100%

    It's Latin for "a person not welcome"

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  • How many pieces of toilet paper do you use to wipe after peeing?
  • filtoid filtoid 3w ago 100%

    Thank you for sharing this. I'm going to try it out on my Italian friends :)

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  • Caption this.
  • filtoid filtoid 3w ago 100%

    "Tell HR I want them to know it was me"

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  • How many pieces of toilet paper do you use to wipe after peeing?
  • filtoid filtoid 3w ago 100%

    Yes, particularly as I get older the equipment doesn't drain fully and needs a little help.

    There's a rhyme about it "no matter how much you shake and dance, the last few drops go down your pants", well I choose to wipe instead of relying on the absorbance of my pants or trousers (the original saying is American so means trousers really).

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  • US cops get gun stuck to MRI machine in bungled cannabis raid
  • filtoid filtoid 3w ago 100%

    At the end of the article, which is already a litany of clownish buffoonery, it states that after destroying (effectively) the MRI machine in order to retrieve the rifle, he failed to retrieve a loaded magazine. So it was just left on the floor as they left.

    Edit: autocorrect had changed it to clownfish

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  • "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearC_
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    `#if` vs `#if defined` vs `#ifdef` directives - how are they different from each other?
  • filtoid filtoid 3w ago 100%

    You are correct, I had misremembered how it works. It can evaluate build arguments, but they have to be numerical. However you can define new variables (in the pre-processor, not in code - ie, after a #) to replace those numbers, to make the intent clearer. Eg.

    #define DEBUG_1 1

    #define DEBUG_2 2

    #if DEBUG_LEVEL >= DEBUG_1

    Then pass the build arg DEBUG_LEVEL at compile time

    More info here:

    https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/cpp/preprocessor/hash-if-hash-elif-hash-else-and-hash-endif-directives-c-cpp?view=msvc-170

    Edit: formatting of code snippet

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  • "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearC_
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    `#if` vs `#if defined` vs `#ifdef` directives - how are they different from each other?
  • filtoid filtoid 3w ago 100%

    I'm going to take a shot at answering this, but please bear in mind that it's been a long time since I looked into the C pre-parser.

    #if allows for arbitrary Boolean logic, eg #if build_env "local"

    #if defined us to see if a thing has been defined already, quite often used to make sure that a header file is only imported once, redeclaration of headers is a compiler error. Eg. #if !defined(__SOME_UNIQUE_FILE_IDENTIFIER) (then define the class) then write your #endif

    #ifdef wasn't always standard and was added later in the ANSI spec be a keyword, it's shorthand for the same thing as #if defined. -

    This is my understanding anyway, I'm going with the principal that someone who knows more will be more likely to post a rebuttal (which I encourage).

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    My wife and I just came home from vacation, and after 4½ years of avoiding it, we have COVID.
  • filtoid filtoid 4w ago 100%

    Unfortunately masks are most effective when the person with COVID wears them, rather than people who are trying to avoid COVID, but human nature is such that people with COVID (ones who go out in public) are often ones least worried about it so least likely to wear a mask in the first place.

    I had a similar experience where I went to a conference and masked up religiously around groups only to catch it anyway while my colleagues didn't mask and didn't catch it.

    Sometimes you can do everything right and still fail (paraphrasing Picard).

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  • ‘Who dreams this crap up?’: Kevin O'Leary slams new rule that allows employees to ignore their bosses after hours
  • filtoid filtoid 2mo ago 100%

    If he were my boss I'd ignore him during work hours too, tbh.

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  • Would you sacrifice pro-trans campaigning for a Democrat win?
  • filtoid filtoid 2mo ago 100%

    I agree, the job of politicians is to reframe Trans rights as policies that benefit everyone. If everyone at a negotiation feels like they are winning you have a successful negotiation. Who cares if the new policy disproportionately benefits one group, we are all better off because of it, and in the case of Trans rights give them the same (non-codified) protections as everyone else.

    (This is if course ignoring the oft used tactic of the far right which is to do the opposite and reframe beneficial policies (eh. ACA) as something that only benefits one group by calling it a funny name (eg. Obamacare), so it's easier said than done, but that is what the democrats should be doing more of, imho)

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  • Linux
  • filtoid filtoid 2mo ago 100%

    Gedit

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  • ohio
    Ohio 2mo ago
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    O**o
  • filtoid filtoid 2mo ago 100%

    You forgot KN#CKERS

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  • memes
    Memes 2mo ago
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    Ik ik but control yourselfs
  • filtoid filtoid 2mo ago 100%

    First visit to the vet plays out like an Abbot and Costello sketch!

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  • Shart, not fart
  • filtoid filtoid 2mo ago 77%

    45 and 47

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  • The punctuality of trains in Europe
  • filtoid filtoid 3mo ago 100%

    I live in Luxembourg and I have the same question!

    I suspect it is trains going outside of the country but it's funny to see nonetheless. I think most trains originate from Luxembourg (when travelling to other countries over anything that would be considered a long distance which I suspect gives them a scheduling advantage).

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  • King Charles’ €500K lobster dinner blows hole in French presidency’s budget
  • filtoid filtoid 3mo ago 100%

    plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose

    (The more things change, the more they stay the same)

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  • I've heard of Pythonistas and Rustaceans. What are some of the other names given to devs writing in, for example, PHP or C++. Appreciate any answers - both serious and joking.

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