LocalOaf 6m ago • 100%
As a Mariners Sisyphus, I'm rooting for Teoscar and Chris Taylor
As a baseball fan that likes the Red Sox as my favorite AL East team, I'm rooting for Mookie, Joe Kelly and Ryan Brasier
As a Japanese American history buff that wants him to surpass Tungsten Arm O'Doyle, I'm rooting for Shohei
As a decent human being, I'm concocting elaborate hexes against the Yankees
LET'S GO DODGERS
LocalOaf 31m ago • 100%
Why must some bodies get the Pain Orbs
LocalOaf 33m ago • 100%
^No^ ^dude,^ ^fuck^ ^no^ ^dude^ 
(I do not know but would like to.) 
LocalOaf 36m ago • 100%
::: spoiler pain/dysphoria/genitals Getting torsion and a varicocele is what got me over my ambivalence about wanting an orchi
FUCK THAT
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LocalOaf 39m ago • 100%
DODGERS
LocalOaf 41m ago • 100%
HillaryHappyBirthdayToThisFuturePresident.jpg
LocalOaf 43m ago • 100%
I will not let the dysphoria demon win and tell me that my torso looks like that because it objectively doesn't despite what my brain wants to think
LocalOaf 45m ago • 100%
It's the fuckin' playoffs, bourgeois "democracy" can sunk my dunk 
LocalOaf 3h ago • 100%
I already did in retaliation for trying to salt the floor 
LocalOaf 6h ago • 100%
Mine's more "white knuckled rage at how angry I am about everything" kind of sobriety so far but I'm working on it
It can be useful fuel for getting shit done and pushing myself to improve
LocalOaf 7h ago • 100%
I've always kinda been the black sheep weirdo of the family even before coming out so I don't wanna lose Cool Aunt because she's overall really good to me but I feel like I'm always gonna be treated like a big dumb baby with a silly little whacky queer gender thing so idk call them "them" sometimes when you can remember to
I've thought about going by she/her and femming up more than I actually enjoy just to hammer "not a guy" home to people
They/them for me fit best I think but normies suck at it
Neopronouns mite b cool but that'd go over even worse than they/them
Fuck, I dunno. This shit kinda sucks. Must be a breeze being cis, couldn't be me
LocalOaf 9h ago • 100%
Don't really know the lore but I think Kirby's a transdimensional universal friend
LocalOaf 9h ago • 100%
::: spoiler spoiler Yeah, it took me longer than I'd like to admit before I came around on not being an ass about furries/otherkin/therians/plural people
I'd want other people to use my name and pronouns instead of ones I don't like, I should extend that basic respect to other people too regardless if I don't get what their deal is, they're not hurting anybody
It's ironic that a huge part of my identity is Cat Mom, but I honestly have never really been interested in doing catgirl stuff. I have the kitty leggings and that's about it but I hope everyone has a fun time doing catgirl and gender and... various things, I will say that 
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LocalOaf 9h ago • 100%
Kirby's gender is Friend 
LocalOaf 9h ago • 100%
This should have gone in badposting but I'm tired and lazy and this was easier
LocalOaf 10h ago • 100%
What do you call really cheap bunk beds made in Cyprus?
::: spoiler 🃏
Cyprusbunk €20.77 
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LocalOaf 10h ago • 100%
Salt them yourself 
LocalOaf 10h ago • 100%
Thanks! Will check that out.
I'm a big Halo dork and was a console kid and never had a good PC and I wanna get the MCC for the mods and Infinite. Depending on what kinda PC build looks good for the price I can find, maybe something that can run Helldivers 2. Also always kinda wanted to check out Apex Legends since Titanfall is neat but idk if I fuck with battle royales
LocalOaf 11h ago • 100%
Cleaning my rain gutters before rainy season really kicks off, it's kind of a pain in the ass but getting a bunch of gunk out of there at once is oddly satisfying
::: spoiler sobriety/alcoholism
Maintained sober streak, think I've got 3+ months now? That's not really that long in the big picture but it's like a quarter of a year and idk the last time I was dry that long and mentally I feel like it's gonna stick this time :::
Still haven't handled my finances or renovated my bedroom like I've wanted to for awhile but I think I settled on a new amp head and a 
PC as my treaty-treats for using my booze money getting sober, there's a really affordable lunch box tube head that's perfect for my needs and budget and I only need mid hardware to run the games I want to check out
::: spoiler diet/exercise
Stepped on a scale for the first time in awhile and was like 
Set a goal weight and have been better about eating healthier and portion control
My legs have been really achy and my knees hurt and the ankle I rolled is still bugging me but I've been more active overall
Want to update my boosters and get a flu shot and workout clothes that fit better then get back to a gym and lift eventually
I yearn for a good leg day but my health is kinda 
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 (November Kelly voice) 1960s woman dysphoria Also the source of the "Death Grips (Next Grips)" sample from their debut EP (I'm pretty sure it's this and not the Nancy Sinatra version but I might be wrong)
Love me some Brynn   Her interviews with Michael S Judge and  are really good too if you haven't seen them and Beep Beep Lettuce and Generation Loss are always good listens too imo
One of my favorites from her and favorite music videos overall Perfect for spooky season 
when the Minecraft LSD mod showcase vid has a banger track   
oops sry thought this was the google #  # 💻 # ✨💕♂️♂️💕✨ # 🏳️🌈🥣🐅🐅⚾🏳️🌈
  Luigi uses all the money he made from vacuumimg the haunted hotel to lobby for the senior senator from West Virginia
#   🎙️🎶 🎶*When it was nineteen seventeen*🎶 🎶*It was a very good year*🎶     
# ***BOGO*** sticks. :kelly:
Brilliant product pitch for Shark Tank to sell to the Black Rifle Coffee demographic ::: spoiler sex toy mention A wearable buttplug with internal baffles like a gun suppressor that silences your farts called the SBD covert posterior armor ::: "SBD: We'll cover your six so you don't ND and give away your position in your AO"  💨  Alternatively we could sell this to the DoD for JSOC guys to stealthily infiltrate Venezuela without alerting the antifa fisherman supersoldiers with their farts, then we give Maduro a secret signal that does the IOF Lebanese pagers move and they get their asses (literally)
hexbear.net
LET'S ***GOOOOO***  
 "rather"  "geegaws"  "cray-zeee"  "muthafuckas"  saying "Trump" sounds like the noise Yoshi makes sticking out his tongue C. Derrick Varn "kluge"
This is get naked and glue fruity pebbles all over our dinks and kickflip over a brontosaurus 
(not mine) I hate how much I like this. It'd be stupidly overpriced to do on a .22LR plinker but I just think it's neat. 
SQUIGGLY FRET 7 STRING  Xenharmonic stuff that isn't super dissonant is so cool to me, this is really calming and beautiful but also really alien and kind of eerie and mysterious sounding 
Solo side project from one of Vildhjarta's guitarists The most recent release under Stoort Neer is a full band with a vocalist and more post-hardcore/skramz-y Love the weird guitar tone and rubbery twangy bending thing he does 
Checked a notification I got in the trans mega and the comment chain doesn't appear, and the original post for the mega about Leslie Feinberg displays but none of the comments appear for me. When I go to the c/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns page, no threads appear. Did the com get scrubbed or is this some bug on my end? 
 sick Banjo ROMhacks incoming
   
Target Locator go brrrrrrr