Programmer posts satire as part of their mental breakdown, and Reddit does what it always does
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    Humans are productive without capitalism. If it rains, we build shelter. If we're hungry, we grow food or go find it. We make clothes to keep us warm or to cover ourselves. We make art. At no point in history has any society not been productive or not worked. The difference is that the people of those other societies got to keep the product of their labor. They didn't build a shelter and get paid 1/100th of the price and then were forced to live outside because they couldn't afford a shelter.

    People are happy to work. They are not happy to work under capitalism. Under capitalism you produce and it is taken away from you and you get Chuck E Cheese coins that can only be used to pay the robbers for a fraction of what you produced. You build a skyscraper, you get a big mac. You build an airport, you get a hat.

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  • please do it
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    It's like that theory with a cat in a box. I cannot for the life of me remember that cat's name.

    Oppenheimer. They made a movie about it.

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  • This is why the old sub got banned
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    This guy is semi-notable on Twitter. He's best known for being kicked off a somewhat successful podcast for being a creep.

    I mean, you gotta be more specific.

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  • People having a normal one about the Jonkler
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    The mystification is instant. WB makes a Joker movie to cash in on Batman. They get a cheap director and accidentally let him do his own vision. It makes a lot of money. Then they get lazy, decide to let Todd run amok with it, thinking it'll make money regardless. They cheap out on the usual corporate bureaucracy. The movie flops because Todd took it too far for general audiences.

    But none of that actually happened, satanic WB executives are destroying western civilization by attacking Western Canon which somehow includes Ledger's Joker.

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  • So I guess that means this is the most important election of our lifetime?
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    Libs when Trump puts people on trains: "Wow, he's loading the train like that? He's a fucking stupid moron disabled person who's gay. Hitler wood look on in shame about how Trump is handling this genocide."

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  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tbaCn0Kl90

    This mfer about to get $200M in funding for being CEO of a minecraft server with bots

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    And more than the meat is the delicious worms within. The worms will set you free. They will make you stronger. Communists are afraid of your powerful symbiotic relationship with nature. They don't want you to have gains.

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    https://www.tiktok.com/@h00dieninja/video/7405038091867557150

    This goes out to all the dorks, dweebs, and dinguses out there in cyberspace.

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    There have been some very serious and very hurtful accusations leveled among hexbears today. It is time to purge our organization of bad actors and decide once and for all which games are good. Rank the following: * Red Dead Redemption 2 * Grand Theft Auto V * Horizon Forbidden West * God of War Ragnarok * Fallout 4 * The Last of Us 2 * Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom * Metal Gear Solid V * Starfield * Marvel's Spider Man 2 * Assassin's Creed Mirage * Elden Ring * Cyberpunk 2077 I have a list of which ones make you reactionary if you like them. Choose carefully.

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