I gained a bunch of weight during the lock down and started snoring really badly. I've since lost most of the weight I've put on but kept snoring bad and began having other health problems. So yeah the Doc is having me put on one of those face mask thingies for a while. People keep telling I'll sleep better but damn does the thing look fucking weird.

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Probably a drug dealer. My lib ass sister (who I still love) is thinking of getting a Telsa but doesn't know if she can get a charger station installed at her place. I was like, sis, just run a cable out of the kitchen window like my man down the street!

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This says a lot about our society

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You know what they say about irony right ![disgost](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/49ed25ea-2634-410b-936f-9ca8b9b767ae.png "emoji disgost") ![awooga](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/12dc28f7-b63c-4d62-a1ff-6e3cd6e73c28.png "emoji awooga")

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I know, I am white ![sicko-satan](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/c176307a-23d8-46f9-a2c3-57b3cbb2cfbc.png "emoji sicko-satan")

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https://www.reddit.com/r/VaushV/s/YWb7gSHZFO

Can someone who isn't banned on Reddit post the clip of their boy Biden answering their exact fucking question.

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They won’t let me order vegan pizza anymore because the phone is fascist and “summoning my pizza slaves with a bourgeois app” is “bad vibes”

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I used to think berets were lame but I've officially had my mind changed ![anti-thatcher-action](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/6cdad868-4ef3-47c0-ae8a-0f7910b0d457.png "emoji anti-thatcher-action") ![joker-che](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/242ee73b-c158-4d9e-9fae-c0c471ef67ce.png "emoji joker-che") ![che-smile](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/ab3fd1e9-09a8-40ef-b57b-9ad26a8087a7.png "emoji che-smile")

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DM with with your address immediately and I'll show up with a van to take all your money. ::: spoiler spoiler this is a joke if that wasn't obvious ::: ::: spoiler spoiler OR IS IT!?!?!? Better have your money ready just in case! :::

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Dubainese? Dubaiers? Dubainians?

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Nothing annoys me more than “centrist” conspiracy theorists
  • Great_Leader_Is_Dead Great_Leader_Is_Dead 9mo ago 100%

    Like the type to unironically think Freemasons are the top dogs that control every faucet of society

    The reality here is more insidious. The Freemasons are essentially a secret society for the Petite Bourgeois, they can't pull off any actual CIA Deep-State shit, but they're a great way for guys who own two car dealerships and several rental properties to networks and hatch their own little locally grown Psy-Ops. Still probably a decent amount of drug smuggling and sexual abuse going on but on a much more artisanal scale.

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  • Hexbear is debate bros debating against debates
  • Great_Leader_Is_Dead Great_Leader_Is_Dead 9mo ago 100%

    Hmm compelling point, I made a Soviet propaganda poster where I am the Chad Bolshevik and you are the Virgin Kulaks

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  • Me, a peasant, posting on Medieval Hexbear
  • Great_Leader_Is_Dead Great_Leader_Is_Dead 9mo ago 100%

    "Ohhhhh I'm so fucking smart!"

    Shut up nerd!

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  • Me, a peasant, posting on Medieval Hexbear
  • Great_Leader_Is_Dead Great_Leader_Is_Dead 9mo ago 100%

    our corn

    Uhhh, a Medieval peasant wouldn't have access to corn since it's a new world food and the columbian exchange hadn't happened yet smuglord

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  • Hexbear is debate bros debating against debates
  • Great_Leader_Is_Dead Great_Leader_Is_Dead 9mo ago 100%

    Interesting point, however I have portrayed you as the Virgin and myself as the yes-chad

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  • Hexbear is debate bros debating against debates
  • Great_Leader_Is_Dead Great_Leader_Is_Dead 9mo ago 100%

    Ummm nuh uh, buddy, actually

    Ummm nuh uh, buddy, actually you're gay and have a small penis!

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  • Hexbear is debate bros debating against debates
  • Great_Leader_Is_Dead Great_Leader_Is_Dead 9mo ago 100%

    I WILL NEVER STOP POSTING!!!

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  • I fucking hate white people
  • Great_Leader_Is_Dead Great_Leader_Is_Dead 9mo ago 100%

    Like half the comments here are whytes self flagellating. There's a few butthurt lemmy libs and a few other posters trying to do more serious discourse.

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  • Do you know what I hate about white people? Skiing. Its basically winter golf.
  • Great_Leader_Is_Dead Great_Leader_Is_Dead 9mo ago 100%

    They don't do winter sports tho, they're too busy trying to survive in the harsh unforgiving Arctic wastes

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  • Do you know what I hate about white people? Skiing. Its basically winter golf.
  • Great_Leader_Is_Dead Great_Leader_Is_Dead 9mo ago 100%

    Idk why you took my comment as a defense of the mining industry I was just pointing out why there are towns out in bumfuck mountainous areas.

    But I would point out, 1) full communism is a ways off and until then we're probably gonna have to keep mining shit. It ain't like China doesn't haven't any mines.

    And 2) there's still a lot of infrastructure in rural areas that requires some people live out there and those people generally want actual communities to live in not work camps, so I think this idea a lot of leftists have where we can clear out the entire country save for like 5 or 6 cyberpunk mega cities and make everything else a giant nature reserve isn't really as viable as most people think, least not in any near future

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  • Do you know what I hate about white people? Skiing. Its basically winter golf.
  • Great_Leader_Is_Dead Great_Leader_Is_Dead 9mo ago 100%

    Yes. My comment wasn't meant as a serious historical analysis.

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  • Sorosfootsoldier was a 24 month experiment done by Harvard in cooperation with the CIA. We thank all those who engaged and provided feedback. Now the experiment is over.
  • Great_Leader_Is_Dead Great_Leader_Is_Dead 9mo ago 100%

    Honestly I find "legacy posters" on here kinda weird, I don't really think anyone should keep an account here long enough to get a reputation, really you should be semi-frequently deleting and remaking accounts for op-sec, and change the location you say your from every time.

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