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Yeah, its called the South Sea Bubble
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On Firefox, right-clicking a link in the search bar will have the option "Copy without site tracking", selecting it will auto-remove the trackers in the url
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MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS vital nutrients and water INTO a neverending torrent of snot and mucus 
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If birds were a secret government conspiracy, would that then make them... featheral agents?
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Erm, what the Sigma?
It looks like your system is crashing! I might have something to help with that! YES ✔ NO❌  :professor-helper-wave:
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The tyrannical deteriorating monarchy of the "United" Kingdom issues draconian sentences to brave protestors who, through strict regime surveillance, were prevented from even planning disruptive actions.
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Project Zomboid, or, Weight Management in a Kentuckian Apocalypse: Body and Backpack
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Add a cup of coffee, then you've got a European Michelin Star breakfast
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I don't have a "personality", I just switch between referencing different songs that were memes around the turn of the 2010's.
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Skibidi Biden! JOE JOE JOE! 
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Skibid Biden! Skibid skibidi Biden! 
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Making damn sure I de-articulate my skeleton before I die. If I'm gonna be a buncha bones then I also want to be a damn pain in the ass for archeologists to get any info out of. Take that, ya filthy bone pinchers, pot-sherd pickers, urn uncoverers...
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My sibling was like 5 when they played through the entirety of Fire Red on the GBA, no English ability there either. Not being able to blunder through a Nintendo game is a skill issue 
(Real answer: The Nordics literally do not exist on a market demographic chart, no foreign media will be translated for the region ever)
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Op
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:hypersus: I HATE DRM I HATE DRM I HATE DRM I HATE DRM
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Wait, is Biden being more incoherent than me when sloshed live again? Based. Go show em what no brain can do, presinald Bideb :07:
:beanis: :saruman-orb:  Summoning more Beanis to aid in the war against the Dwarves
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Stalin: Ya-da-da-da-da-da- It is good day to be not dead! Trotsky: POW! You are dead! Stalin: I am dead! Trotsky: *Chuckling, while Khrushchev is doing the conga towards the scene* (Trotsky says "aw, shucks” as Khrushchev gets close.) Khrushchev: Oh! Stalin is dead! Stalin: Yes. I am dead! Khrushchev: Why is Stalin dead?! Trotsky: I dunno. Stalin: I think it was- Trotsky & Khrushchev: Shhh, you are dead! Stalin: Ok. (Beria enters the scene exiting the car) Beria: What's up, you wankers?! Who’s up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?! Trotsky & Khrushchev: Stalin is dead! Khrushchev: So, did you see the murderer? Trotsky & Beria: Nah, sorry mate. Khrushchev: *Slams hand on desk* I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again! (Trotsky & Beria applause) Beria: Ah, well that's nice Trotsky: I am damn proud right now! (Zhukov appears on the scene) Zhukov: Atteeeeeeeeention! (Zhukov rushes to the dead body of Stalin) Zhukov: That Stalin is dead! Khrushchev: We know! Zhukov: Who killed him? Khrushchev: We don't know! Zhukov: I will find clues! (Zhukov searches through a pile of stuff while sniffing) Zhukov: What's that? *Grabs gun* A weapon?! That thing is why Stalin is dead! Trotsky, Beria & Krushchev: Stalin is dead?! Zhukov: *Slams hands on desk* Yes, he died! Trotsky, Beria, and Kruschev: *All shocked* Malenkov: (From far away) Incoming! (Ambulance crashes Zhukov into a building wall, killing him.) Malenkov: *Exits out of Ambulance* Davai, Davai! *Pushes Trotsky, Beria, and Khrushchev away from Stalin* Move now! *Kisses Stalin on head* (Heavenly music sounds while the light focuses on Stalin) Stalin: (Rising in air) Hohoho, Jos- *Explodes* Oof. Malenkov: In my medical opinion, Stalin is dead! (Camera rotates to Beria) Beria: Doc, what happened? Malenkov: My professional opinion? *Slams hands on desk then turns to the right* Stalin was killed! Trotsky, Beria, and Khrushchev: *Panicking* Malenkov: I don't think it's anything to worry about. Khrushchev: Well, now what? (Vasily entering while doing the conga in the background) Vasily: Clipidy clop mother****er! Boom! Khrushchev: *Says “Oh, come on.” before Vasily says boom* Vasily: Look at this! Freaking Stalin is dead! *Pause* What do you think of that? *Pause* Ahm… Khrushchev: Yes, yes, Vasily. Vasily: Yea? Khrushchev: Go home! (Vasily’s mother appears in a car telling Vasily to get in) Vasily: Ah come on! Pffff! Freaking unbelievable seriously, you all suck. (Car drives off and crashing noise is heard) Vasily: *Screams of pain* Khrushchev: Ok, let's get back to the point Stalin: *Poking at his dead body* I think Stalin is dead. Trotsky, Beria, Khrushchev, and Malenkov: Stalin is dead?! Malenkov: *Turns around and notices dead Vasily in burning car* Vasily! I will heal you- *Car explodes and camera goes back to Stalin* Stalin: Oh, Seriously?! Who killed Stalin?! (Camera shows on Molotov drinking Vodka) Molotov: *Slurp* *Slurp* It was me! Trotsky, Beria, Khrushchev, and Stalin: *Shocked* Molotov: Yes! I did it like this: *Takes out a revolver and shoots Beria in the chest* Boom! *Molotov flies off from force of revolver blast* Beria: *Screams of pain* Molotov: Woop dee doo! Trotsky, Khrushchev, and Stalin: *Are terrified seeing Beria’s dead body* Molotov: *Burps* That’s a joke, lads. Trotsky, Khrushchev, and Stalin: *Starts laughing like crazy* Molotov: *Slurp* *Slurp* *Burp* It was… yo-... *Burp* *Points at Trotsky* Him! Trotsky: *Shocked* How did you know?! Molotov: I didn’t. *Burps* That was a joke too. (Camera moves to Trotsky, as Molotov keeps drinking faster) Molotov: *Falls on ground* Oh, I’m dead. Trotsky: *Manic laughter* That’s right! It was me! Khrushchev: You monster! Stalin: But whyyyyy? Trotsky: Cause you’re fat, boy. And another thing, you’re ugly. Trotsky and Stalin: *Arguing* Khrushchev: *Shrugs* (Text appears saying : IT’S TRADITION) Trotsky: Ah dammit Stalin**** off! You are dead. Stalin: No u, POW! Ha ha. (Trotsky falls dead on floor) Stalin: You are dead! Not big surprise. Khrushchev: Well that was idiotic. Off to hang myself! *Khrushchev doing flip on noose* Watch and lea- *Choking noises* Stalin: I am alive! Is nice. Yes, this is stupid.