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hot damn, everyone other than me is a geezer wtf
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Summary:
The West Is Falling because our green energy is made by Chinese producers and because said green energy is weaker than fossil fuels because it’s too woke
Carbon emissions are still bad when the reds do it though cause they’re caring more about supplanting the
Free World
than about the environment because they still have coal power plants
The enemy is both woke and unwoke etc
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2d ago
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Mr. President, we must not allow a CO2 gap!
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2d ago
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He ended up not being an irredeemable ghoul, he’s relatively sympathetic to us now and is talking about 
s with a couple of us after some bizarre chain of conversation
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2d ago
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This professor protesting with us (who apparently was chatting abt Jill Stein) was wearing a fucking People’s Party shirt and telling me to “look a little deeper” into vaccines lmfao
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This debatebro has chatting nonstop at the corner of our antigenocide protest for 50 minutes by now
There was a guy in a fucking Hayek shirt who decided to pass on that schtick, the guy we’re stuck with is a true believer in Right-Sorkinist Socratic dialogue lol
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3d ago
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Go-karts with machine guns strapped to their steering wheels
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5d ago
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AHAHAHAHA
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6d ago
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this is literally just the monument mythos lmao
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6d ago
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That too ofc lol
 never talk without a lawyer Also lmao @ expecting Trump to die from having the presidential limo overturned by a forklift, those things probably have tungsten-reinforced seatbelts
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1w ago
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wouldve found a way to get it through. Amateur hour over here smh
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1w ago
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Pretty sure this shit is just par for the course with Japanese folklore lmao
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1w ago
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Isn’t that the ONE THING you’re not supposed to do to third party candidates who could siphon your votes lmao
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1w ago
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He’s gonna confiscate my 8-tracks, I’m fucked 
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1w ago
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Only against e-cat(girls and/or boys and/or enbies) capable of wormhole magic, they couldn’t trust them with search engines because of a flawed study that just extrapolated their negative reaction to Lycos
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My “kamala is fit” shirt etc
tbf she’s been guaranteed to be the healthiest president since 2017 but now I’m wondering if she’s secretly got multiple sclerosis or whatever kept Paul Wellstone from running in 2000
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You’re just panicking because you saw a mooninite lite-brite sticking out of Gosplan’s bag, didn’t you
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EVERY WORKER A MEMBER OF THE -ir own personal BOARD
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Need to do fanart of the obligatory dark and depressing Hexbear coma fan theory
(Also oh shit happy sitesiversary)
They’re saying the uk tories are the greatest to ever do it, folks
[the bill ](https://www.wvlegislature.gov/Bill_Status/bills_text.cfm?billdoc=hcr203%20intr.htm&yr=2024&sesstype=2X&i=203&houseorig=h&billtype=cr)
# *RED ALERT:* ***The dawning of either the Kamala Era or the resumption of the Trump Era*** *brings closure to* ***Jokerified Snufkin's role as my pfp on every site.*** Whether the next era jolts the Amerikkkan left out of its post-Bernie slump or not is yet to be known- but its arrival is great for Snufkin here, who's already seen enough over the past half of a decade. I sent him off with 70 million reminbi and a ticket to head back to [Naantali](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moomin_World). I'm probably gonna tuck him in my banner now in some form or another. He's not dead, this isn't a funeral, all this post serves as is a celebration of his long service. In his stead, I have appointed **This Girl** from [Psychopomp ](https://karbonic.itch.io/psychopomp)(its completely free and takes like about an hour to play through, highly recommend):  Her ascension to pfp is effective by midnight EDT. Wish her luck.
Ironically has nothing to do with actual psychopomps. Free on [steam](https://store.steampowered.com/app/2771670/Psychopomp/) and [itchio](https://karbonic.itch.io/psychopomp) btw (may use the mc as an interim pfp sometime. jokerified snufkin served me well for half a decade but im not sure if he can take any more- may be time for him to take a nice vacation in naantali)
Fanart is by Syurii22. Toyosatomimi no Miko is a character in the Touhou Project series introduced in its 13th installment, Ten Desires. Miko was once Prince Shoutoku, a Japanese leader in the 600s known for promoting Buddhism and streamlining the Japanese government. In the Touhou lore, she was visited by Taoist hermit Seiga Kaku, who had heard about Miko’s longing for immortality. Seiga introduced her to Taoism, but she rejected it as a religion unfit for placating an entire country. She was intrigued by its promise of immortality, however, and privately converted to it, advocating for Buddhism to keep Japan stable. After drinking an “immortality elixir” (mercury sulfide), however, she was forced to let go of her body and become a supernatural hermit like Seiga, notably taking on the form of a woman, making her a canonically trans character (). After convincing a hermit from a rival clan (Mononobe no Futo) to sleep without decaying, Miko followed in suit, waiting for a time where a Taoist Japan would revive her in search of guidance. However, Buddhist monks were able to keep her mausoleum sealed, and the legends surrounding her were slowly brushed off- which led to her transportation into Gensokyo, where the folklore of old is a reality of everyday life. When she awoke in Gensokyo, it was right after Buddhist monk Byakuren Hijiri opened her own temple, however, leading to a surge of divine spirits across the realm, setting up the events of Ten Desires. What look like headphones on her are canonically earmuffs- Shoutoku was allegedly able to discern between ten questions asked at once, an ability carried by Miko (although with her enhanced abilities, she can also analyze each person and determine their inner desires (thus the title of the game))- although it means her hearing is highly sensitive and has to be muffled to prevent pain. ---------- Join our public Matrix server! https://matrix.to/#/#tracha:chapo.chat As a reminder, be sure to properly give content warnings and put sensitive subjects behind proper spoiler tags. It's for the mental health of not just your comrades, but yourself as well. ---------- Here is a screenshot of where to find the spoiler button. 
:girl-power: This is my generation’s DNC Macarena performance
Honorable mention  If I was in charge of The Regime I’d have trouble convincing myself to not keep the libertarian party around as  twisted  jesters for the masses (It can’t be the prohibition party btw because I already have plans for it- it’d be so easy to get 20 of yall to go to their next convention in some Best Western in Gainesville probably and nominate one of us)
[I don’t make shit up btw](https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4660008-donald-trump-hannibal-lecter-wonderful-man/)
www.nbcnews.com
[insert Skibidi Pomni Ohio Gyatt Rizz joke here] Basically they’ll only certify a candidate if they’re officially nominated by August 7 and the DNC only starts on the 19th lol RFK’s gonna get second place in a state let’s gooo 
Imagining their police handing this out at SeaTac like that mid-70s *NYC Fear City* pamphlet so that they can convince the mayor to buy them newer M4s somehow
They grow up so fast  Nothing else has its anniversary today. Just this. Ignore the haters (you know the ones).
What’s with the soft white underbelly thumbnail filter lmao Abdullah has had some uhhh interesting takes 
primaries.substack.com
Link has a brief rundown on some of your races (and a pretty big backlog for more info). Iowa has an uncommitted option for the presidency, but the other states only have regular candidates and a handful of “qualified” write ins. Orbmom may or may not be the lesser evil to support against Biden in these cases.
