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  • PorkrollPosadist PorkrollPosadist 2h ago 100%

    I glued my balls to my butthole again

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  • What Halloween/Horror games are you playing?
  • PorkrollPosadist PorkrollPosadist 5h ago 100%

    There is a cute Earthbound rom hack titled "Hallow's End" which takes place on Halloween.

    There's also a legitimately scary wad for Doom 2 (ZDoom Engine) titled "Ghouls Forest 3" (CW: Gore jumpscare if you get got by the final big bad). Scariest thing I've ever played. Very deep eerie tension with shit hitting the fan out of nowhere.

    There is also the Granny series (as seen on GDQ). I haven't played it but it looks like a good time (if having increased blood pressure is how you define having a good time).

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  • Dongfeng missiles - New General Megathread for the 18th-20th of October 2024
  • PorkrollPosadist PorkrollPosadist 7h ago 100%

    Sicko tux is very appropriate.

    I tried NixOS for a month or two, on my desktop and on a VPS. It was really cool, but there are too many niche things I need to tweak which Nix makes difficult. I do have a self-bootstrapping Emacs init file which works kind of like this though. Just gotta drop one file in place and it installs and configures everything.

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  • Dongfeng missiles - New General Megathread for the 18th-20th of October 2024
  • PorkrollPosadist PorkrollPosadist 7h ago 100%

    I went to a Catholic wedding about a year ago but they kept that shit moving. The ceremony didn't take much longer than normal, aside from people taking communion. To be fair, the priest was partying with us the night before and after. Not your average Catholic wedding, I suppose.

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  • Dongfeng missiles - New General Megathread for the 18th-20th of October 2024
  • PorkrollPosadist PorkrollPosadist 7h ago 100%

    I've made it to the final room in Celeste (the Farewell subchapter of Farewell). badeline-jokerfied

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  • /c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
  • PorkrollPosadist PorkrollPosadist 22h ago 93%

    I could just not vote instead.

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  • Bulletins and News Discussion from October 14th to October 20th, 2024 - Paper Tigers
  • PorkrollPosadist PorkrollPosadist 23h ago 100%

    OF COURSE the CEO of Wikifeet lives in Tel Aviv.

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  • Bulletins and News Discussion from October 14th to October 20th, 2024 - Paper Tigers
  • PorkrollPosadist PorkrollPosadist 1d ago 100%

    I hope he lost an entire box of irreplaceable family photos.

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  • Bulletins and News Discussion from October 14th to October 20th, 2024 - Paper Tigers
  • PorkrollPosadist PorkrollPosadist 1d ago 100%

    The defi lending protocol Tapioca DAO was exploited after an attacker reportedly socially engineered the DAO's co-founder and gain access to their private key. The attacker then used their access to sell off TAP tokens, and to drain a stablecoin liquidity pool on the platform, netting around $4.4 million in USDC and ETH. The TAP token price subsequently crashed by around 96%.

    Various security researchers have observed that the attack appears to be linked to a slew of social engineering attacks perpetrated by cybercriminals out of North Korea.

    https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=tapioca-dao-exploit

    Juche Gang

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  • Dongfeng missiles - New General Megathread for the 18th-20th of October 2024
  • PorkrollPosadist PorkrollPosadist 2d ago 100%

    Probably not gonna buy it, but I have repeatedly searched for bluetooth controllers that would make playing my 250+ N64 roms a little more ergonomic than the DS4 controller I use for everything else.

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  • New Trolley Problem Dropped
  • PorkrollPosadist PorkrollPosadist 3d ago 100%

    What if we made the baby more rigid?

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  • Bulletins and News Discussion from October 14th to October 20th, 2024 - Paper Tigers
  • PorkrollPosadist PorkrollPosadist 3d ago 100%

    They think showing this serve as a lesson

    Maybe, if the lesson is "if you can no longer fight with your right arm, use your left."

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  • PorkrollPosadist PorkrollPosadist 3d ago 100%

    I'm sure there are some people who think like this, but this is fucking astroturf. Reddit is always astroturfed to fucking hell and back during elections. Communities for internet pundits like Hasan are prime for astroturf.

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  • Bulletins and News Discussion from October 14th to October 20th, 2024 - Paper Tigers
  • PorkrollPosadist PorkrollPosadist 3d ago 100%

    The Islamic Republic has built its very own Goldeneye.

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  • New MrBeast billboard just dropped
  • PorkrollPosadist PorkrollPosadist 3d ago 100%

    This would likely fall under Unlawful Access to a Computer System statutes.

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  • Bulletins and News Discussion from October 14th to October 20th, 2024 - Paper Tigers
  • PorkrollPosadist PorkrollPosadist 3d ago 100%

    Mark Ames has repeatedly described the UAE as Venetian. Very wealthy, very shrewd. They don't get themselves bloodied. They use their money to have others fight their battles for them. They punch well above their weight in influence.

    At some point this crosses the line into hubris though. They are not untouchable. They will get themselves bloodied, and their migrant-slaves will not fight very hard to defend them.

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  • Bulletins and News Discussion from October 14th to October 20th, 2024 - Paper Tigers
  • PorkrollPosadist PorkrollPosadist 4d ago 100%

    I think these minority groups are too marginalized to play any pivotal role in regime change. Strictly in numbers, it is a big step down from NGOs focused on issues like women's rights or ethnic / sectarian representation which might represent a double-digit percentage, economically powerful, or geographically strategic segment of the population.

    These cut-out organizations exist for the sole purpose of branding to audiences in the imperial core. Should the US and its allies find a suitable candidate or movement for regime change, their endorsement will embew it with a "civilizing" gloss, and justify any interventions made to support them.

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  • blog.freecad.org

    After 21 years of development, FreeCAD 1.0 is rapidly approaching. The project has entered a release-candidate phase, where testing versions are released for last-minute evaluation and bug discovery before finalization. This post links to the RC1 announcement (the big news), but a [second ![second-plane](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fhexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2F119729f3-c32c-451d-ac2c-5392c89a7f10.png "emoji second-plane") ](https://blog.freecad.org/2024/09/24/the-second-release-candidate-of-freecad-1-0-is-out/) release candidate has been published since then.

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    http://caca.zoy.org/wiki

    If you've been running Linux for a while, you may have seen `libcaca` get pulled in as a dependency here or there and thought it had a funny name. It is a library for manipulating text graphics ("ASCII Art," though it has full UTF-8 support). I visited their website this morning and thought it was remarkably quaint. Also got a big laugh out of ["Terror on the Desktop."](http://caca.zoy.org/wiki/hot-babe) ::: spoiler spoiler `hot-babe` was a CPU usage monitor for X11 displays which embedded in your desktop in a similar fashion to `conkey`. It featured an anime waifu who would get increasingly naked the more busy your computer was. A utility which now lives in the trash heap of computer history. :::

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    ![](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fhexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2Fd2a3c3b2-25fc-45e2-b1cc-40ebd4101208.png) Designed in FreeCAD and printed on a custom Ender-3 V2. A couple more details / photos in the [Mastodon thread](https://toots.matapacos.dog/@porkroll/113058780432660321).

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    memes PorkrollPosadist 2mo ago 99%
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    ![](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fhexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2Fef41a9cb-fe0d-4395-b6f0-70ae8ce644d1.png) 16,651 deaths to get through 'beginner' and 'intermediate' lmao. For those who live under a rock, Strawberry Jam is a collaborative level pack made for Celeste which contains 111 levels and NINE HOURS of original soundtrack. It embodies the workmanship of over 350 contributors. The levels are split into five categories ranging from 'beginner' to 'grandmaster.' This is what the final stage of 'intermediate' looks like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm7zvu0kDro

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    "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearGA
    gamedev PorkrollPosadist 2mo ago 100%
    FediJam begins in 3 days
    itch.io

    One month game jam running the month of September, targeted primarily at users of the Fediverse (that includes us ![garf-troll](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.hexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2Fac132b84-9a8e-4a01-9cad-85a6f0dcceba.png "emoji garf-troll")) No prizes, and the rules are pretty loose. I know [we had a game jam on here once](https://hexbear.net/post/180150) (with multiple entries!), so I figured I'd share this. Hell, I might try to think of a feasible project myself.

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    https://archive.ph/6lUHO

    ![lord-bezos-amused](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.hexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2F06b2b429-72e4-4c31-a35b-87c77748e5c3.png "emoji lord-bezos-amused")

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    The statement continues in a [tweet thread](https://twitter.com/DemSocialists/status/1820930956246544544) Absolutely pathetic. My pessimism is spiking to C. Derek Varn levels. These motherfuckers have given you NOTHING. They are jingling car keys in front of your face and you are cooing like an infant. How are you not only going to endorse, but TAKE CREDIT for the selection of this guy with absolutely no promises or concessions. This man will be the Vice President, and by your own admission, the blood will be on your hands.

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    techcrunch.com

    $10 UBER EATS gift cards. You can't even get a fucking donut for $10 on Uber Eats lmfao.

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    https://pluralistic.net/2024/07/22/degoogled/#kafka-as-a-service

    > The platforms have rigged things so that you must have an account with them in order to function, but they also want to have the unilateral right to kick people off their systems. The combination of these demands represents more power than any company should have, and Big Tech has repeatedly demonstrated its unfitness to wield this kind of power.

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    https://archive.ph/cM5n1

    WSJ: How the Bet on an 81-Year-Old Joe Biden Turned Into an Epic Miscalculation They deprived their party of a legitimate primary contest, even though they knew.

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