I don't think God asked Mary for permission and he will make you preganent if he wants to.

Robots are stupid, that's why Telsa has humans control them

Instead of cooking the fries he'll give them a hit of his spray tan

Now when I hear the name Arnold Palmer I will no longer think of the drink.

I remember when this album came out. I was 10 years old and anti-capitalist af.

A second is long enough. It's like 1000 milliseconds.

I thought we agreed to use rhinos as the measuring unit for drugs?

The grocery stores have shit bread. It's also the reason people don't buy these ones there. Cause if you like good bread you will go to a bakery or make it at home.

Lindsey is getting ready to work the corner, his hands are tied, anything for the party ;)

That's what he gets for trashing Detroit. I'm sure everyone that works his rallies hates him

Jupiter help us when they finally make it to Little Caesars and discover it's just pizza

Hey it's an entitled little man in the flesh. As a lifelong biker fuck you. My taxes pay for the roads too. Cars are traffic so it makes no sense for them to get impatient and risk the lives of others. The car is the one not obeying the laws.

No shortage of material there

The people they are listing were known conservatives. I would say Trump removed all shame from people who were reserved about it before.

His hatred for immigrants is probably the only thing keeping him alive right now.

Made in China with the latest in Tin technology

Can you smell the succulence?

Thank you for your

If only we had a time machine. We could go back to 1998 and assassinate Joe Meme before he ever invented the damn things. That's what I would do. Oh and take care of baby Hitler.

This is common. I was a no-pet person until my wife convinced me to get a cat. That kitten did not care about my space. It was on my lap anytime it wanted and he was going to kiss my face or else. Its hard to push away something that loves you from the first moment.