We love the non English posting, phrasebook me up

Prosmises made promises kept mere hours after the inception I see non English language posts hitting front page it's beautiful stuff

I speak un poco line cook Spanish and I for one welcome our polyglotinous overlords, beinvinidos, atras, cuchillo

In the grand tradition of working with ESL coworkers in a kitchen setting, please offer me useful phrases in your language (mainly just dirty curse phrases) I can use in my daily life