Great. Thanks for saying.

Now now, I'm pretty sure those sturgeon asexually reproduce.

And calling the Junimo hut a murder shed is a bit harsh. Just because they eat people, doesn't make it murder.

Thank you!

Since I'm so proud of my farm, I'll put some more notes here to share the fun I had.

(By the way, does anyone know why there's a big banner for the main image saying, "Attention Required, Cloudflare"? Maybe that'll go away.)

This was my first playthrough. I tried to play mostly without spoilers, but later on I used a lot of predictor and checkup to get things like the final museum artifacts. I also used the farm planner to work out where to plant for giant vegetables - by this time the layout was mostly complete so I couldn't just plant a whole farm of pumpkins and wait for a month!

• Actually I think I tried that first, in four corners where I had a little space, but then used the planner to see if I'd actually get anything within a year!
• It was also single player. The cabins I added at the end to show some friends around.

It's functional too. The curved path of trees has tappers, one shed has kegs for alcoholic income, and the greenhouse is full of deluxe fertilizer to grow all crops to iridium quality. I can't display all the fish in ponds, but my house has every kind of fish in tanks, and between the plaza chests in the middle, and the top left shed, I believe I have at least one of practically every item or crop. (Only from v1.5 though.)

Also,

• You can see who I married, not only by the top-right spouse's cubbyhole, but the central plaza feature in her honour. Sadly it looks like I didn't catch her outside for a screenshot.
• The display at the top right is a sort of seasonal display for visitors (or customers?). Too bad the NPCs never actually come to visit!
• No other maps/buildings are worth showing off, but I had some fun with them. Ginger island is currently growing a crop of some hundreds of sweet gem berries.
• The animals are all named, but I want to share just my four rabbits: Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail and Peter.
• And you'll see my proudest achievement just left of the house. Still haven't got its twin from JunimoKart, but I got so nearly there one time.
• Finally you'll see some mahogany trees shifted a bit after Spring. I got a second meteor, and had to decide whether to break it up and replant the trees, or tear more down to incorporate it.

Ah, a pop joke.

Do you make a beeping noise when you back out of the bathroom after?

Thank you for that link. I was puzzled though when I opened it and saw a cartoon elephant.

And what's he doing, spending money?

I don't think so, there was some discussion about why writing Julia as a python transpiler wouldn't work as well. But it does supposedly have very good interoperability, both ways - calling Julia functions from Python or vice versa.

I require a small cottage at the end of the garden, and if you are to supply the holy water you will need to take appropriate care as to its transport in deion-shielded single-use containers.

For small, highly parallel operations, probably Python isn't the right language and something like Rust should be explored.

You could also try Julia, which, if I'm not mistaken, handles concurrency and parallelism well, but is also interactive and easy to write like python.

A word of warning: if you extinguish your users before AI is ready to consume advertising, you ruin your financial portfolio. Stick with the extending part for now, and also keep the embracing consensual or you can get into trouble these days.

And listen to music, I hear.

No one dares cancel Al. He is too impossible. Too un-cancelable. Too Weird.

For only 12.99M per month I will come and fight your demons for you. Like all good therapists, my ways are mysterious and oblique, but mostly involve a super-soaker.

Hey, speak for yourself ;-p

Ah, that makes a lot more sense.

"sorry, I got kicked offline temporarily"

"Ouch! Are you okay?"

...Even now, though, if we have an argument I shout, "noob! EZ! Uninstall!" and she waits around awkwardly for some moderator to penalize me.