Semi_Hemi_Demigod
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I stayed at a place in Austin that had a Texas shaped waffle maker and I can confirm it was perfect for syrup dipping.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod
9h ago
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Cut out any experience that isn't relevant and is too old.
That being said, I did hire someone for a tech support position because he'd done five years at a McDonald's, which meant he was used to dealing with people.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod
12h ago
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Also, what are the medals for? Least credible answer gets a prize
Valor in battle
Semi_Hemi_Demigod
12h ago
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I really like the look of them. Quirky but functional. I'd love to have one to turn into a camper, since I don't think the ID.Buzz is getting the Westfalia treatment.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod
12h ago
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Maybe Tim Hunkin but definitely Rex Garrod
Semi_Hemi_Demigod
13h ago
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That specific species of honeybee wasn't in the Americas. There were native species that are being outcompeted and dying out.
"Killer" bees are an example of a native honeybee species.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod
13h ago
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Most of the coolest places have barriers to entry
Semi_Hemi_Demigod
13h ago
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This comment makes me happy I put a Star Trek stamp on my mail in ballot
Semi_Hemi_Demigod
13h ago
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Back in 2016 my mom bought a Trump toilet brush. I still giggle when I use it.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod
13h ago
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Eggs from happy chickens walking around in your yard helping with pest control taste even better. Though they're all different sizes so you need to get used to weighing them instead of counting. And sometimes they have poo on them.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod
13h ago
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Bernie is the political equivalent of Rambo: Alone, behind enemy lines, with no support.
He had to do guerrilla politics most of his career and has a lot to teach.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod
13h ago
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Having a president from a political party that has no representatives or senators or judges is going to be an exercise in futility.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod
14h ago
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I don't disagree that it's bad we can't have third parties, but you need some qualifications to hold the office, and have more than one person at each level.
Hell, I'd argue Stein is less qualified than Trump because Trump has at least been in office once. Her presidency would be a clusterfuck of every other better political group steamrolling over her.
Here's a deal for the Green Party: I will vote for you for president if you can manage to get a governor or senator elected.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod
1d ago
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I’ll take his money and then not vote for Trump. It’s not like he can tell.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod
2d ago
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Imagine trying to get 330 million people to agree on something.
Of course it’s gonna be awful and most people won’t like it.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod
2d ago
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There were accusations of using a laugh track - recorded laughter added in post-production - so having authentic laughter was a selling point if you’d stumbled across a show coming on after something else.
I’m sure those ones also used laugh tracks, because they didn’t say “Actual audience laughter.”
Semi_Hemi_Demigod
2d ago
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Trump will make a racist remark about Haley and she’ll stand there grinning ear to ear while dying inside.
The algorithm brought me this and now I'm passing it on to you
> Well, if you're one of the millions who own one of them gas-drinking, piston-clanking, air-polluting, smoke-belching, four-wheeled buggies from Detroit City, then pay attention > > I'm about to sing your song, son > Well, I'm not a man appointed judge > > To bear ill will and hold a grudge > > But I think it's time I said me a few choice words > > All about that demon automobile > > A metal box with the Polyglas wheel > > The end result of the dream of Henry Ford > Well, I've got a car that's mine alone > > That me and the finance company own > > A ready-made pile of manufactured grief > > And if I ain't out of gas in the pouring rain > > I'm a-changin' a flat in a hurricane > > I once spent three days lost on a cloverleaf > Well, it ain't just the smoke and the traffic jam > > That makes me the bitter fool I am > > But this four-wheel buggy is a-dollarin' me to death > > For gas and oils and fluids and grease > > And wires and tires and antifreeze > > And them accessories, well, honey, that's something else > Well, you can get a stereo tape and a color TV > > Get a back-seat bar and reclining seats > > And just pay once a month, like you do your rent > > Well, I figured it up and over a period of time > > This four-thousand dollar car of mine > > Costs fourteen thousand dollars > > And ninety-nine cents > Well, now, Lord, Mr. Ford, I just wish that you could see > > What your simple horseless carriage has become > > Well, it seems your contribution to man > > To say the least, got a little out of hand > > Well, Lord, Mr. Ford what have you done? > Now the average American father and mother > > Own one whole car and half another > > And I bet that half a car is a trick to drive, don't you? > > But the thing that amazes me, I guess > > Is the way we measure a man's success > > By the kind of automobile he can afford to buy > Well, now, red light, green light, traffic cop > > Right turn, no turn, must turn, stop > > Get out the credit card, honey, we're out of gas > > Well, now, all the cars placed end to end > > Would reach to the moon and back again > > And there'd probably be some poor fool who'd pull out to pass > Well, now, how I yearn for the good old days > > Without that carbon dioxide haze > > A-hanging over the roar of the interstate > > Well, if the Lord that made the moon and the stars > > Would have meant for me and you to have cars > > He'd have seen that we was all born with a parking space > Lord, Mr. Ford, I just wish that you could see > > What your simple horseless carriage has become > > Well, it seems your contribution to man > > To say the least, got a little out of hand > > Well, Lord, Mr. Ford, what have you done? > Come away with me, Lucille > > In my smoking, choking automobile
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