Jokes don't need counter-arguments.

Ok, but what valuables do I find to steal?

Is it though?

😂🤣

Boooooo!

Probably my favorite part about Lemmy.

Less power to the mods, more power to the people!

Censorship is for the weak!

My boss saw me looking at this and gave me a promotion on the spot!

You know people are saying it anyway, so I guess I'll take the down votes...

Apparently the Direction was down. 💀

RIP

Smash everything and flip the place like the feds.

Plastic bottlenose dolphins.

Sexual Assault Rifle

Sorry to have Ą̷̺̥̝̗̥̙͚̤̘͛̿͋͗̐̐̀̇̏͌̂͒͆͠n̶̢̛͇̰̬̪̥̾́̈́͗́̑͛́̓̎̀́͗̓́̏̈́̀͑͘̚͝n̷̙͙͎̰̲̥̻̞͇̫̬̭͖̯̭͚̯͈̬̗͕͒̌͌̄͒͛͒͛̋͒̈́̐͑͘̕̚̕̕͝ͅơ̷̜̗̗͚͍̖͈̟̼̯̟̠͖͕͔̜̫̥͕̦̞͙̍͛̈́̿͒̀͊̓͌́͆̇̈́͛̕͠͠y̸̨̛̤̺̹̖̼̻̆͋͂́͗̂͌͑̓͐̊̓̈́̃͘͝e̷̪̰̐͛̔́̈́́̌̏̇̽̿͋͂͐̈́̕͝͝͝d̴̛͍͖̯̯̬͎͕̯̦͙̿̉͛̈́͐͜͜ you.

Why are you browsing WTF at work? 🤔

I work with a Furman, like not even a furry. (As far as I know.)

Maybe you could shorten Thurman to Thurry?

Man, how much of a pain must it be to shave around those giant moles every day?

Grandma, I'm just eternally grateful every time you let me finger blast your ostomy port! 😍