Some asshole is talking shit behind your back, sir.

Count me in too!

Blue, pink, black.

That wouldn't work, the water would change the texture of the mentos before the soda hits it.

I'm sorry, sir. This is the Toast Masters Club. The Bread Buddies meeting is across the street.

Bacon wrapped scallop?

Looks like a gate valve with some calcium carbonate scale.

Not an American. Please explain why her skin colour is relevant in the headline. I have noticed this a lot in American news, and it seems intentionally divisive to me.

Would be a lot cooler if he took acid instead of getting drunk lol

I made this post after watching the number and letter one, which I think was terrible. Then I watched the most recent episode and it was pretty great. I am really surprised that it recieved such a low rating actually. So I may eat my words after all!

This guy dad's.

What would happen if that blast were to hit Earth directly? I imagine we would be pretty fucked.

My girlfriend has a shaved beaver. It's pretty easy to take care of, just feed it some wood every so often.

Ditto

You seem certain of this and this quote is apparently copy pasted from a reliable source, however it still makes more sense to me to say chomping at the bit. If you take a bite of a sandwich, do you "chomp" it, or "champ" it?

Those are garter chickens. The cobras are from Canada.

No need lol

Dude. Stop.

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