https://www.cnbc.com/2024/05/30/trump-trial-verdict-hush-money.html

Donald Trump reimbursed Michael Cohen for the $130,000 in hush money paid to porn star Stormy Daniels before the 2016 election.

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https://www.cnbc.com/2024/05/30/trump-trial-verdict-hush-money.html

Donald Trump reimbursed Michael Cohen for the $130,000 in hush money paid to porn star Stormy Daniels before the 2016 election.

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I don't shit 𝓪 𝓷 𝔂 𝔀 𝓱 𝓮 𝓻 𝓮 .

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When I was a kid, I thought Joe Pesci was actually a dirty cop in Home Alone. As an adult, I have to admire how he finessed information out of his targets.

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Tfw your roommate returns at 1am and leaves by 6am. Mofo you wonder why you always eat sleep for lunch, it's because you out like the Batman. Bought yourself a whole ass bed, sleep in it 2 days a week
  • HarkMahlberg HarkMahlberg 5mo ago 100%

    She could use the love and I could use not having to ask myself Is That A Burglar Or Your Clown Ass, and a couple hours extra sleep without you marching down the hall like you about to execute Order 66. You picked your jank sleep schedule, not me dog.

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  • Tfw your roommate returns at 1am and leaves by 6am. Mofo you wonder why you always eat sleep for lunch, it's because you out like the Batman. Bought yourself a whole ass bed, sleep in it 2 days a week for 5 hours at a time. Good purchase homie. Do me a favor, you out visiting your bae? Stay the fucking night.

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    Sovcit cancelled his child support so leave him alone or he'll send you 22 page letters.
  • HarkMahlberg HarkMahlberg 5mo ago 100%
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  • This is the SECOND time in 3 days that I forgot that if statements in lisp are ternary. Someone needs to end me. [\#programming](https://kbin.social/tag/programming)

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    piped.video not working for anyone else?
  • HarkMahlberg HarkMahlberg 5mo ago 100%

    I guess you really do just have to complain about things and then presto, they work again.

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  • Gimme all your photos for "Worst Person You Know Makes Excellent Point."

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    piped.video not working for anyone else?

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    Anyone got any good alternatives to #stackoverflow?
  • HarkMahlberg HarkMahlberg 6mo ago 100%

    Let's be real, SO didn't need AI, most of it was already a shit salad. It became increasingly less useful from 2016 to now.

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  • #C++ is a fucking nightmare, cmv
  • HarkMahlberg HarkMahlberg 6mo ago 100%

    Damn you heartless bastards didn't even TRY.

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  • Anyone got any good alternatives to #stackoverflow?
  • HarkMahlberg HarkMahlberg 6mo ago 100%

    @atzanteol I said Alternative, not Regurgitative.

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  • Pimento cheese is just queso.

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    Anyone got any good alternatives to [#stackoverflow](https://kbin.social/tag/stackoverflow)? [\#programming](https://kbin.social/tag/programming)

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    news
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    Exclusive: Bernie Sanders worries young people are underestimating the threat from Trump
  • HarkMahlberg HarkMahlberg 6mo ago 76%

    He might be popular here on left-wing Internet forums, but his voters don't turn out.

    https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/sanders-banked-on-young-voters-heres-how-the-numbers-have-played-out

    Bernie and Warren are great at pushing progressive policies into the public consciousness, don't get me wrong.

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  • I saw a lady watering her mailbox today.

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    Sovcit submitted some documents to the court.
  • HarkMahlberg HarkMahlberg 6mo ago 100%

    You're not even going to tell him which line number? You monster.

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  • \#C++ is a fucking nightmare, cmv

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    games
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    Apple denies violating US court order in Epic Games lawsuit
  • HarkMahlberg HarkMahlberg 6mo ago 100%

    The Apple filing criticized what it called an attempt by Epic to make Apple's "tools and technologies available to developers for free."

    Wouldn't that be fucking great. Man, if only.

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  • There is no hate like Christian love
  • HarkMahlberg HarkMahlberg 6mo ago 100%

    it costs nothing to keep your bigoted opinions to yourself

    I used to not understand the concept of opportunity costs but now I'm beginning to believe that there is such a thing even when spouting disgusting, obnoxious, dogshit opinions. Like, some people in the world are losing out if they don't take an opportunity to slander and disparage someone else.

    They're lower than dirt.

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  • There is no hate like Christian love
  • HarkMahlberg HarkMahlberg 6mo ago 100%

    I mean, I get that this is basically the last standing GOP policy, but to read those verses correctly, you have to remember that "to suffer" is another way to say "to put up with," and he's talking to his disciples, not the children. He's just saying "Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!"

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    /kbin meta 7mo ago
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    Do the "Ernest needs to add more maintainers to KBin!" comments remind anyone else of the xz social engineering malarkey?
  • HarkMahlberg HarkMahlberg 6mo ago 100%

    When I started to read breakdowns about the social engineering behind the xz backdoor I was like, "Waaaaitaminute, I've seen that sort of talk before." I found it notable to point out the similarity and maybe poke around at it.

    People decided to use the thread (to my excessive chagrin) to talk shit about kbin and rehash the exact same pressures I was attempting to analyze.

    It's a shame, because I noticed similar patterns was looking forward to some good discussion about it here. Alas...

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    /kbin meta 7mo ago
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    Do the "Ernest needs to add more maintainers to KBin!" comments remind anyone else of the xz social engineering malarkey?
  • HarkMahlberg HarkMahlberg 6mo ago 100%

    It's not the boeh.org link, but here is a similar timeline of events: https://research.swtch.com/xz-timeline

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  • Ask ChatGPT to pick a number between 1 and 100
  • HarkMahlberg HarkMahlberg 6mo ago 100%

    I mean... they didn't specify it had to be random (or even uniform)? But yeah, it's a good showcase of how GPT acquired the same biases as people, from people..

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  • Ace Combat is a war game masquerading as an anti-war game masquerading as a war game.

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    'Donald Trump did this': New Biden abortion ad features a woman who says she almost died because of the Texas ban
  • HarkMahlberg HarkMahlberg 6mo ago 100%

    I think you got the wrong takeaway from that story... The character of God rebukes the dead man for not accepting the practical help of other people. It's just framed as though God sent the rescuers to convince the "believes in miracles" crowd that no such things exist.

    Consider a simple rewording: instead of "I sent you two boats and a helicopter" you read "Two boats and a helicopter came to save you." This solves your only hangup and doesn't even change the story. Your beef is with the aesthetic component, not the meaning of the story.

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  • Beer before wine ecxept after nine. [@lowqualityfacts](https://mstdn.social/@lowqualityfacts)

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    wedistribute.org

    It turns out, if people in an online community really don't like what you're doing, they can turn to harassment, threats, or worse to try to shut you down.

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    Frieren is an enigma to me. It lacks the humor and jokes of a comedy, it lacks the drama and tension of a tragedy, it lacks the warmth and affection of a slice of life, and it lacks the majesty and wonder of a fantasy epic. It spends too much time on repetitive, formulaic Monster of the Week chapters to take seriously, and too much time in overcomplicated Shonen battle arcs to snuggle up to. It's distant, transient, and vacant. The heady premise, the characters, the world, the themes, the slice of life moments, the dramatic battle moments, all these things work individually, but the whole is somehow worth *less* than the sum of its parts. Madhouse's animation tho 👍 [\#frieren](https://kbin.social/tag/frieren) [#manga](https://kbin.social/tag/manga)

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    fuck this cursed ass week but not you New York, you're based af

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    [\#CDCsays](https://kbin.social/tag/CDCsays) perhaps you saw burnt concrete?

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    this is why you should self host

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    I hear starting laundry in the middle of the night is the new meta

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