FozzyOsbourne 6d ago • 100%
Useful if you ever find yourself driving to Ravenholm
FozzyOsbourne 1w ago • 100%
Thankfully none of the ones I've seen do that!
FozzyOsbourne 1w ago • 100%
the world has always been and will always be difficult
So why do you think a child deserves to be brought into a world where they're going to suffer?
FozzyOsbourne 1w ago • 100%
Kitchens often have powerful extract fans so really it's the safest choice
FozzyOsbourne 1w ago • 80%
Don't worry, most of us find it pretty odd too, but apparently American media fucking loves them!
FozzyOsbourne 2w ago • 64%
More just "America odd". From a British perspective Americans seem to be very obsessed with their ancestry and talk about it like it's their nationality. Just a culture difference.
Also be careful about assuming a Northern Irish protestant identifies as Irish!
FozzyOsbourne 2w ago • 100%
but why pick up the phone at all?
Because sometimes it's someone actually calling for you
FozzyOsbourne 2w ago • 100%
Don't worry friend, by asking this clarifying question we already know your answer is 'a sufficient amount'
FozzyOsbourne 2w ago • 43%
No, he's English. Though according to Wikipedia his mum is Jewish and born in South Africa and his dad is protestant and born in Northern Ireland, which I guess to an American is "half Irish and half Jewish" because of their weird way of describing their ancestry like it's their nationality.
FozzyOsbourne 2w ago • 100%
Sounds like you already made it outside unless the tarmac and the bus stop are in your house
FozzyOsbourne 2w ago • 100%
Well fortunately there's none of that shit here!
FozzyOsbourne 2w ago • 100%
Relevant xkcd, you were warned about this at least a decade ago
FozzyOsbourne 2w ago • 90%
Obviously the shit-talking is pretty funny, but pull your head out of your arse if you think you're better than my sandwich
FozzyOsbourne 2w ago • 66%
I don't think there's anything "fringe" about QM
FozzyOsbourne 2w ago • 80%
This has got to be bait, it's like a yank wrote every point deliberately wrong
FozzyOsbourne 2w ago • 66%
The yanks were fed up of being the geopolitical bad guys and the only other counties they could think of were the UK and France
FozzyOsbourne 2w ago • 90%
You're allowed to say fucking on the internet
FozzyOsbourne 4w ago • 75%
I believe individually packaged tablets actually do help reduce overdoses because you can't just chug the whole bottle in one go. Yes it's more wasteful but it does save lives.
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.today/post/13614888
cross-posted from: https://jlai.lu/post/8699927
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16909773 Only works if you pronounce "dune" like "doon", but I'm not going to let pronunciation get in the way of a good pun
Lavatory paper, toilet tissue, bog roll, bumwad, arse wipe, shit tickets; we all need it but I can't find a good one for a reasonable price. Obviously I don't want the tracing paper you get in a public toilet, but it seems a waste to pay for the quadruple-velvet perfume-soaked premium nonsense. Supermarket own brand is soft enough but tends to fall apart. Who Gives A Crap is environmentally friendly but their basic stuff disintegrates immediately and their premium stuff is even more expensive than the fancy Andrex. And no, there's no room for a bidet.
Do any of them know what the word "liberal" actually means?