This post made me search who asmongold is so I just gotta respectfully say fuck you for making me aware of another streamer

"Penis Man is neither man nor woman, you nor me," Shomer wrote in one post. "We are ALL Penis Man."

Preemptive strike on the approaching revolution's leadership. They're correct to fear such powerful messaging

Behold the incredible depths of liberal analysis.

I think it's a thing specifically among southern boomers and older, but it feels like midwesterners should have loved it too. I have a relative that makes it for every holiday season. It's so fucking disgusting. No one wants it, but she will force some of it onto your plate so that the serving platter doesn't sit there completely full at the end of the night. She doesn't even eat it herself! I have no idea why we all have to suffer for her bizarre idea of tradition.

Those boomer jello salads with cottage cheese, mayo, and canned fruit / veg, and sometimes marshmallows and olives for some cursed reason.

It can be either extremely delicious or absolutely disgusting depending on the ingredient quality and preparation. I'd bet it's gross at like 9/10 restaurants that serve it.

The more premium models just sense a black person and follows them around saying "are you sure you're in the right house? I'm going to need some proof that you live here. I know everyone in this neighborhood and I've never seen you around before"

My MIL is one of these people. It doesn't matter how many times we explain to her, with evidence, that he's a moron. It's like she hits herself with the Men in Black memory eraser after every conversion and next thing you know she's back to saying "well all geniuses are a little bit eccentric and he's the smartest man alive so of course he's a bit strange." It's so exhausting.

So... put on Pavarotti singing Ave Maria. Turn it up louder. We want a little action in here. Turn it up louder!

That's for your boy. That's for your boy. Stand up. That's for ya boy.

This is some of the funniest shit I have ever seen. Like this is going to infect my thoughts possibly for the rest of my life

Trump seriously loves phantom of the opera. I think he was even at the debut. There's an interview out there where the whole thing just derails while he talks about it for several minutes.

“Part of it makes me think that, well, you just aren't feeling the idea of having a woman as president, and you're coming up with other alternatives and other reasons for that,” Obama said.

Man who oversaw the largest outward transfer of black wealth has a vibes based theory of why black people aren't totally locked into the democratic party

They have costco in China and the memberships work for every location worldwide lol

For two nights, starting on Dec. 6, Hampton, Va., officers chased the drones, by patrol car and on foot, relaying momentary sightings along with information from Langley over police radios: One was seen in the area of Marshall Street or Gosnold’s Hope Park.

most sophisticated military in da world baby

One of my econ professors used to constantly note that we used some of the same formulas that are used in physics as a way to imply that neoliberal economics are some kind of natural, unfalsifiable system. The tools can be useful, but yeah some of the true believers genuinely think that our man made systems are universal truths.

The way axios articles are written makes me want to toss my router onto the grill

lmao right. Like I enjoyed the few books of his that I've read, but that knowledge isn't going to "transform everything" or whatever is meant by that. I can't nudge this fuckin empire dawg the conditions are nowhere near right for that kind of change

Really not that hard. Just have deliberately to fill the time with something more fulfilling which is pretty much everything else in existence tbh. During my year offline I started learning classical piano, got in better shape, read a shit ton of books, and became a pretty good cook. Once you break the habit it's honestly very easy to keep internet usage in check because it feels like a boring waste of time compared to whatever else you direct your energy towards. That's how it worked for me at least and why I'll always advocate for spending less time online whenever it comes up.

If hexbear, or anything else online, ever enters my dream space I will log off entirely for a calendar year. Done it before to break myself away from spending too much time online and even then my dreams were uncorrupted by the net.

Real world version of the house from The Elementals