It common practice to curate your resume to the job you're applying for, you can smell the bullshit drifting off this one

Oh yikes that's so much worse than I thought, she recoiled like a full diaper got shoved in her face

Yeah, in prison

Not from a star wars crossover unfortunately. This is absolute Batman, a Bruce Wayne who is just a city engineer not a billionaire so he makes all his gear from what he can find

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Crunch....

You're a good person ass-worm

Add it on the pile hoss, there's a lot of shit to shovel

"She is strong and he is scared"

Abbot needs to sit on a splintery post and start spinning

I think that's mostly incidental, more related to the time supermarket eggs spend in storage before they make it to your plate

This was always the case, just stated explicitly now

Sinkhole repair, my guess is a leaking water utility pipe that eroded under the road until it collapsed as a car drove over one day

That and smiles. Feels like a superpower just giving people genuine smiles and watching their whole face change

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Love how Bethesda scanned her face years ago to be part of the next Elder Scrolls game and we're still waiting

Would be if we still had traditional television. Simple stories could be told for less money but be a reliable source of income for both the networks and the people making the show

What do yall think of the new vocalist?

An asexual watching most modern media

Slash he surrounded himself with people absolutely willing to step on one another to gain power and wealth so of course they're going to laugh at all of his "jokes"

Fact Skillet is on that makes me sad