I haven't tried the black pepper one but am always happy to be fascinated by a new cheese

Boursin. I'll do positively filthy things for that spreadable delight. And pretty much anything for the cheese too ;)

I just came here to say this too! After playing that game I started seeing those Witness style paths everywhere in real life, can't wait for that feeling again with this AI generated stuff

So, they put all the antiatoms in a tin can, put it up high, then opened the top and the bottom of the can and saw which end they came out of. I love it.

As pointed out already, these terms have quite specific and different meanings but it's worth being aware that they often get used interchangeably a lot too, and therefore possibly incorrectly. A lot of the specific terms will come from french cuisine (like saute) including all different names for exactly how you've sliced up your vegetables (julliene, brunoise etc). I believe this was so recipes could be written very precisely and therefore reproduced more acccurately.

Ok, but I read that sentence near the beginning as "The massive beverage company has trapped an artificial intelligence to serve as its advisor" and I think it'd be neat if corporations had to patiently lie in wait for an unsuspecting AI to come along and bait it with some tasty data before they can use it.

Not great but it is nice to see people actually say the words "I am sorry" when they fuck up as oppose to skirting around an apology.

"The good news is that your EV battery is far more complex and sophisticated than other lithium ion batteries in your life and is built to ensure its lifetime exceeds its warranty - and more."

Excellent! Now I can draw things on the wrong layer in yet another program

Haha I haven't blocked anyone for anything. I actually think your version is a bit neater than mine but I don't care that much that 2 people came up with the same idea ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯