High Standards

::: spoiler Transcription A pretend Twitter thread, started by Leto, whose profile picture is a blonde lady with golden headbands and a blue hood.

Leto: why can’t I find a guy like this ugh

[picture of a brown-haired man in a toga holding a flame torch]

Prometheus (whose profile picture is a twisted monster with mud-brown skin and yellow eyes): hey

Leto: no

Prometheus: I’m literally the guy in the pic :::