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Have you ever heard someone describe their cat as "magical"? They weren't being hyperbolic. You see, cats are **obligate carnivores**. This is a kind of animal whose metabolism runs on **magic**. Their digestive systems use **clairvoyance** to determine whether the meal they're eating came from another animal. Nutrients have nothing to do with it -- if you try to feed them lab-synthesized taurine, the ancient curse laid upon their kind by the Egyptian sorcerers who bound them all those millennia ago will **lay waste to all mankind**. Bet you feel stupid now, huh? Checkmate, vegoons.
cross-posted from: https://feddit.org/post/492288 > ich🌭iel
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/17066438 > They're usually shredded alive almost immediately because they're seen as "waste" since they don't lay eggs > > For some more context: > > [Why the egg industry 'shreds' baby chicks alive (NSFL)](https://youtu.be/zdvnDHKB7nA)
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.vg/post/119909 > outjerked lol > >
How responsible of them! They are a hero to me, what am I saying, to the vegan cause!
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.vg/post/80043 > Yay!!
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.vg/post/57262 > Strong feelings of a strong man
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.vg/post/56644 > Fucking Trudeau
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.vg/post/44513 > Can't drink water as a vegan any more :/ Even if we're made up of water :/ Sorry ://///
I remembered how nasty cooking was with all the grease and smells. Now its just Tofu, yummy
Caption: ::: spoiler spoiler A "medieval drawing" style of a small bunny (portrait). The bunny is standing, is holding a flail (weapon), and is wearing an upper-body scale armor. Superimposed text: "Soft, but not available for mistreatment" :::
Basically every post on main sub [https://reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/comments/19fhufu/basically\_every\_post\_on\_main\_sub/](https://reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/comments/19fhufu/basically_every_post_on_main_sub/) [@vegancirclejerk](https://lemmy.world/c/vegancirclejerk)
Why are vegans always so annoying? [https://reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/comments/19etmql/why\_are\_vegans\_always\_so\_annoying/](https://reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/comments/19etmql/why_are_vegans_always_so_annoying/) [@vegancirclejerk](https://lemmy.world/c/vegancirclejerk)
Common cheesebrain L [https://reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/comments/19eprvd/common\_cheesebrain\_l/](https://reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/comments/19eprvd/common_cheesebrain_l/) [@vegancirclejerk](https://lemmy.world/c/vegancirclejerk)
Bruh, not even IV's are safe 😭 [https://reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/comments/19eavrf/bruh\_not\_even\_ivs\_are\_safe/](https://reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/comments/19eavrf/bruh_not_even_ivs_are_safe/) [@vegancirclejerk](https://lemmy.world/c/vegancirclejerk)
AITA for killing my dog and eating it even if it had a good life? [https://reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/comments/19edokq/aita\_for\_killing\_my\_dog\_and\_eating\_it\_even\_if\_it/](https://reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/comments/19edokq/aita_for_killing_my_dog_and_eating_it_even_if_it/) [@vegancirclejerk](https://lemmy.world/c/vegancirclejerk)
When will the vegans learn to stay away from any city that sells pizza?? 😔 [https://reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/comments/19duew8/when\_will\_the\_vegans\_learn\_to\_stay\_away\_from\_any/](https://reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/comments/19duew8/when_will_the_vegans_learn_to_stay_away_from_any/) [@vegancirclejerk](https://lemmy.world/c/vegancirclejerk)