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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 4d ago 99%
I didn't know roombas have such great towing capacity
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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 4d ago 94%
卄乇ㄥㄥ ㄚ乇丂
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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 1w ago 99%
I'm just a human in a money's world

I should have been born as a Limited Liability Corporation.

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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 1w ago 97%
Life.... finds a way.
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shitposting DeadHead 2w ago 95%
New Year, new me
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Jerusalem Post: Thank you fat complacent Arab leaders for letting us butcher children we grow more emboldened daily (Op Ed) Asharq Al-Awsat: Mariah Carey treasures her status as a symbol of longevity
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shitposting bruhbeans 2w ago 100%
How to not pay rent
apnews.com
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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 2w ago 94%
This is why I never spend more then $100 on a phone.

Why use phone when PC best?

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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 2w ago 86%
Only the most depressing world will do for our future generations *chefs kiss*

This shitpost is sponsored by the Useless Red Circle Industrial Complex

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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 2w ago 85%
What I see when I have to leave the basement

You call this civilization? Standards are *low*. [Now playing Baba O'Riley by The Who](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRTNm6GLJYI)

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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 3w ago 99%
You never know what people are thinking until you ask. And even then, it's probably a lie.

Shame they didnt make a move. We could have been high together. Or I could have been high and they could have slowly grown to resent me over the years... again. And they wonder why getting married is a hard no from me! We don't need a government contract to love each other, to leave each other. Stay or go, sall good bro.

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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 3w ago 98%
MFW friends/family ask me to if I want to leave the basement voluntarily to go do something

I pay 69% of my income to exist in a basement. I am going to spend every second I can down here so I can get my money's worth. Maybe if they paid me, I could quit one of my part time jobs and there would be time to hang out. None have yet to take me up on this deal.

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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 3w ago 95%
Just another day in the bipartisan police state
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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 3w ago 95%
Sometimes I wish I could float away from this dirt covered planet to a better place.

I guess psychedelics will have to do.

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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 3w ago 97%
Circle of life
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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 3w ago 95%
Should have spent that therapy money on alcohol instead
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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 3w ago 98%
Sometimes a person just needs that missing piece to feel complete (14 beers)
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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 3w ago 98%
I never could afford to be here
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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 3w ago 98%
Self care is self love, and a part of you is unfortunately the space around you. Take care yall.
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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 3w ago 96%
Is clippy Microsoft's fursona?

[Paper clip browser game](https://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/index2.html) All hail the hypnoclip

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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 3w ago 98%
Perhaps it is time to consider that 4th part time job...
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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 4w ago 94%
How I balance everything in my life
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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 4w ago 98%
Gotta have heart to survive this way of life
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shitposting sharkfucker420 4w ago 90%
Is this?
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shitposting sharkfucker420 4w ago 95%
drumpf
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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 4w ago 100%
I'm a weirdo and there is nothing you can do about it.
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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 4w ago 99%
Customer service sucks because they want you to give up. Saves on wages, saves on resolving your issue/return
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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 4w ago 98%
Just wait till tomorrow.

Spoiler alert, tomorrow is another day as well.

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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 4w ago 98%
Life is shit, may as well make my posts shit to.

The only way out of wage slavery is to exploit others before you are exploited. No thanks.

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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 4w ago 100%
Hope yall had a great spring/summer

It was another lovely summer in the basement.

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shitposting Confidant6198 4w ago 86%
I always thought that this was an allegory to Marxism on a kid's show
https://youtu.be/myg0U1Wt3yo
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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 4w ago 99%
Our pipe comrades
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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 4w ago 96%
Maybe stay in your own forests next time

Now playing [White Death by Sabaton](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRIfWazqIQ8)

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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 1mo ago 97%
It's to late to be born as a corporation, so I might as well be me.
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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 1mo ago 94%
I sure wish I could vote for a poltical party that respects my bodily autonomy to put what drugs I want in my own body.

Maybe we will be free next life.

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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 1mo ago 94%
The heat slow cooked the meat off my bones. Finally, I get to be the real me.

Doot

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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 1mo ago 96%
I wish I was a housecat. No job, no homework... only meow meow.
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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 1mo ago 96%
Men, women, and everyone else: dont get distracted. Fight the real fight
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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 1mo ago 96%
What if we held hands under the watchful eyes of the bipartisan police state?
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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 1mo ago 95%
ACAB
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