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[@footy](https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/footy) Footballer Ravel Morrison fined £1,000 for using dead person’s blue badge [https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/dec/01/footballer-ravel-morrison-fined-1000-for-using-dead-persons-blue-badge](https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/dec/01/footballer-ravel-morrison-fined-1000-for-using-dead-persons-blue-badge)
Bloody hell. By this reckoning, Citeh will be playing Kingstonian in the Isthmian Premier soon! Everton receive immediate 10-point Premier League deduction - [https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/67448714](https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/67448714) [@footy](https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/footy)
Erik ten Hag post match 'The way we played at Ajax, you won't ever see that here. The player material decides how we lay. That's why I can not let this team play the way I did at Ajax. I have to, I can't play the same way here. It's also not in the DNA of Manchester United. Ajax football is very specific, here we have to play more direct. We have the type of players for that." What. The. Actual. Fuck. [@footy](https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/footy)
[@footy](https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/footy) [#football](https://social.sdfeu.org/tags/football) [#soccer](https://social.sdfeu.org/tags/soccer) still buzzing from the [#BHAFC](https://social.sdfeu.org/tags/BHAFC) 2-0 victory over Ajax last night. First clean sheet in 18 matches! Ajax fans were surprisingly quiet, was expecting pyro and lots@of noise. Were about as rowdy as Reading in the end.
Sir Bobby Charlton: England World Cup winner and Manchester United legend dies [https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/62989801](https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/62989801) [@footy](https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/footy)
50 Cent sponsors Cardiff girls’ under-14 football team [https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/oct/10/50-cent-sponsors-cardiff-girls-under-14-football-team](https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/oct/10/50-cent-sponsors-cardiff-girls-under-14-football-team) [@footy](https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/footy)
Another international break..... wonderful. [@footy](https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/footy)
2 league defeats in a row. 3 defeats in 4 matches. 3rd in the table. [\#PepOut](https://sarcasm.stream/tags/PepOut) [@footy](https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/footy)
This wonderful nonsense has made my day 😂 💉💉💉 [@footy](https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/footy)
[@footy](https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/footy) ⚽️ \> RT [@onthisday](https://mastodon.social/@onthisday) 🔗 [https://mastodon.social/users/onthisday/statuses/111023341859277907](https://mastodon.social/users/onthisday/statuses/111023341859277907) \- Today in 1956, 67 years ago: Pelé made his professional debut with Santos F.C. against Cubatão, scoring a goal. [\#OnThisDay](https://morph.todon.de/tags/OnThisDay)
All international breaks are crap. But this one, just as the season is starting to pick up a little steam, is always particularly irritating. [@footy](https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/footy)
Jadon - If you're fed up and want to engineer a move away from United, you talk to your agent and start leaking stories in March, not September. Enjoy your time in the reserves. Jesus wept. [@footy](https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/footy)
Not sure about a 34 year old left back who hasn't played for two years. What about the unwanted Hojbjerg who is available now for a DM role? [@footy](https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/footy)
Slightly worried about Rasmus Hojlund centre parting. [@footy](https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/footy)
[@footy](https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/footy) \> [@dw](https://mas.to/@dw) 🔗 [https://mas.to/users/dw/statuses/110909476240314456](https://mas.to/users/dw/statuses/110909476240314456) \- Bundesliga price check 2023-24: The cost of German football [https://www.dw.com/en/bundesliga-price-check-2023-24-the-cost-of-german-football/a-66547548?maca=en-dipa\_news\_mstdn-34613-xml-mrss](https://www.dw.com/en/bundesliga-price-check-2023-24-the-cost-of-german-football/a-66547548?maca=en-dipa_news_mstdn-34613-xml-mrss) [\#Bundesliga](https://morph.todon.de/tags/Bundesliga) [#BayernMunich](https://morph.todon.de/tags/BayernMunich) [#BorussiaDortmund](https://morph.todon.de/tags/BorussiaDortmund)
How the fuck are Chelsea spending all this money without breaching FFP? I know they've offloaded some players but even so... [@footy](https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/footy)
I can't believe Wolves let Collins go, and unless they have a golden boy coming through the academy, I don't understand why a better side than Brentford didn't sign him. Great defender with bags of potential. [@footy](https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/footy)
Harry Maguire is staying put. No change there then. [@footy](https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/footy)
Australia 1 England 1. Superb equaliser from Kerr. 64 mins. Game on [#wc2023](https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/wc2023) [@footy](https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/footy)
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I used to shrug when lesser teams (like Liverpool) claimed 'We won't get a penalty at Old Trafford until hell freezes over'. After last night's decision to deny Wolves a last minutes penalty for Onana's assault on their centre-forward, I might have to change my mind.
[@footy](https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/footy) ping
[@footy](https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/footy) wonder if anyone has told the Bayern fans that Harry doesn't score in August.
[@footy](https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/footy) sorry ... [#testignore](https://morph.todon.de/tags/testignore)
East London [#football](https://social.sdfeu.org/tags/football) club releases William Morris-inspired kit [#MastodonFC](https://social.sdfeu.org/tags/MastodonFC) [@footy](https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/footy) [https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2023/jul/31/east-london-football-club-walthamstow-fc-releases-william-morris-inspired-kit](https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2023/jul/31/east-london-football-club-walthamstow-fc-releases-william-morris-inspired-kit)
[@footy](https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/footy) the EFL have announced a new procedure for the coming season for stoppage time that will more accurately reflect lost time. So... we should expect a lot of +9 and +11 minutes for the first few months before it is quietly dropped? Or do they mean it this time?
[@footy](https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/footy) Equally pathetic, sad, and objectively hilarious. Why have you stylised the video so the captain's armbands are always black and white? Huh, motherfuckers? [https://twitter.com/Ettifaq\_EN/status/1684523750966849537?s=20](https://twitter.com/Ettifaq_EN/status/1684523750966849537?s=20)
[@footy](https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/footy) Never change, Gateshead 👀
How can I watch Benezma, Neves, Kante, Koulibaly,, Mendy, Jota, Firminio, Mahrez and, err, Jordan Henderson et al ? Do I need to subscribe to Al Jazeera TV ?
Pre-season friendlies: - MUFC 2 Leeds 0 (Emeran, Hugill) - MUFC 1 Lyon 0 (van de Beek) In: - Mason Mount (£55m) - Andre Onana (TBC) - Jonny Evans (free) - Eric Bailly (unwanted loan return) - Alex Telles (unwanted loan return) Out: - David De Gea (thanks but goodbye) - Axel Tunazebe - Phil Jones - Marcel Sabitzer (useful squad player ?) - Wout Weghorst (not useful at all). - Jack Butland Bruno Fernandes appointed captain.
⚽️ [@footy](https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/footy) \- RT [@TheConversationAfrica](https://newsie.social/@TheConversationAfrica) 🔗 [https://newsie.social/users/TheConversationAfrica/statuses/110740792849980829](https://newsie.social/users/TheConversationAfrica/statuses/110740792849980829) \- Morocco and Zambia are making their Fifa Women’s World Cup debut in 2023. South Africa must recover their morale after a pay dispute and Nigeria once again leads the charge for the continent. [https://theconversation.com/africa-at-the-womens-world-cup-football-nigeria-south-africa-morocco-and-zambia-could-cause-upsets-209978](https://theconversation.com/africa-at-the-womens-world-cup-football-nigeria-south-africa-morocco-and-zambia-could-cause-upsets-209978) [\#fifawwc](https://morph.todon.de/tags/fifawwc) [\#africa](https://morph.todon.de/tags/africa) [\#southafrica](https://morph.todon.de/tags/southafrica) [\#nigeria](https://morph.todon.de/tags/nigeria) [\#morroco](https://morph.todon.de/tags/morroco) [\#zambia](https://morph.todon.de/tags/zambia)
Later on here's a home game against Arsenal London. It is not the UEFA cup final though. Forza FCN !!! :fcn: ⚽ [@footy](https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/footy)
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Everton's board have decided the last N season's travails must never, ever be repeated. So they have splashed the cash on Ashley Young.
I hate odd numbered years. No World Cup or Euros to break up the boredom. There's the Ashes and Wimbledon but it's no substitute for football. Nothing happening - Mount still at Chelsea - Kane still at Spurs - Rice still at West Ham. City attempting to piss Arsenal off even more - De Gea sunning himself, enjoying his £375k a week at United - City replacing Gundogan with Kovacic - No news of the never ending Glazers takeover - Kingstonian (who normally have replaced the entire team by now) have also been stupefied by the heat and done nothing.
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A video from Tifo Football about the Premier League's newest arrival; Luton Town.
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Chelsea sign yet another forward. Can't wait for the imminent fire sale.
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He didn't exactly leave on the best of terms. 
I lied. I do have a second team. However, as Rich alluded to - my second team is a non-league team. Kingstonian FC play in the Isthmian Premier division. This is the 7th tier of the English football league structure. The reason I don't really class them as a 'second team' is that Kingstonian and MUFC are so far apart that the prospect of them ever meeting let alone competing for the same trophy is infinitesimal. MUFC get crowds of 75,000 whereas Kingstonian get crowds of 250. What I like about non league is: - real life football - ability to enjoy a pint while watching the game - watch the coaches issuing (screaming) instructions - no need to book or be a member. Just rock up. - park for free close to ground. - Originally I could walk when Kingstonian played at Kingsmeadow ! - Cheaper £10 versus £35-40
I have followed Manchester United since my Dad took me to my first game back at Old Trafford in 1972 (Ian Storey Moore's debut). Nowadays I follow United's fluctuating fortunes from the comfort of my armchair or a barstool. One of my proudest moments was when son asked me 'Are you watching the Clasico tonight ?' to which I replied 'Err, no'. 'God Dad - you're such a United fan. Don't you want to watch a decent match ?' He didn't add 'for a change' but could have. But that's me. I follow United. I don't care about any other teams. A mate once took me to Aston Villa vs West Brom which was a feisty affair but I just wasn't invested in the result. I stood there almost motionless for 90 minutes. I have mellowed over the years so now do watch the closing stages of the Champions League and maybe the playoffs but really, I don't care. So, I don't have a second team. There are some teams I dislike less than others. - Spurs - Villa - Forest - Brighton - Sunderland And no, I would never, ever buy a day tripper split scarf ? What about you ?
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Bit closer to home this one as when I had a season ticket at United back in the late 70's, Gordon McQueen and Martin Buchan were the centre half pairing.
RT [@thecontinent](https://mas.to/@thecontinent) \--- Women’s football is growing fast, with record stadium attendances, television viewership figures and transfer fees over the last 18 months, but not everybody is benefitting from the boom equally. The major milestones have been achieved in Europe, but Africa risks being left behind unless strides in investment and development are made quickly. [\#football](https://morph.todon.de/tags/football) [#soccer](https://morph.todon.de/tags/soccer) [#africa](https://morph.todon.de/tags/africa) [https://open.substack.com/pub/continent/p/footlball-if-africa-expects-a-miracle?r=14kg56&utm\_medium=ios&utm\_campaign=post](https://open.substack.com/pub/continent/p/footlball-if-africa-expects-a-miracle?r=14kg56&utm_medium=ios&utm_campaign=post) \--- [@footy](https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/footy)